Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson -- the Great Dating MYSTERY

spicoli rocks

Someone on the late shift at TMZ must be tired of the whole Sheen thing so decided to regurgitate a story they already ran.

I hope ScarJo's foot likes Herpes too.

Uhm...judging by how many comments this has garnered so far? I don't think anyone really gives a rats butt.

Of all the gorgeous, intelligent middle aged men in the entertainment industry she COULD date, she picked Sean instead?

He's always angry and frothed up about somebody or something. One big walking scowl with your weiner. No thank you.

Plus, he's Madonna's sloppy seconds and that fact looms large.

A more likely scenario is "good grief, dad, why are boys so annoying? They say they love you and marry you and then just leave you flat..."

"Never mind kid, at least the press thinks you broke it off with HIM..."

S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian future pediatrician doctor, pediatrician nurse license she obtained in 2008

I totally dig Scarjo's new style..

The whole goldilocks look was lame and dated..

As for Penn, how can one not love the guy? Saw him on Maher's show awhile back, he just gets soo intense over the social causes he's involved in. It would be nice if some of the politicians out there got as involved, and actually cared.

Sean Penn is great at his job, but boyfriend material he is NOT.

He has beat up every girlfriend he has ever been with. A control freak with a violent temper who loves rough sex. No thanks.

She is so freaking beautiful...All the Money Kim K spends on her injections to her face is a sad attempt to look like this girl...Sorry Kim you can't compete with a true beauty.

Bah. She is fugly and overrated as an actress.

Not surprised her marriage did not pan out either.

Isn't she the chick who had sex in an elevator? She is much too free spirited to be married at such a young age.

Putting one's foot in the lap of a member of the opposite sex, in public: not a class act.

Kind of sends a really trampy vib. She's a little sad, to be honest.

She has always struck me as very immature. I'm not surprised her marriage ended quickly.

I just threw up in my mouth!

Black bra,white shirt,very classy...