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Charlie:

'Chipped Warlock Fang'

Caused Spat with Bree

3/5/2011 7:27 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chipping your warlock fangs is a very painful experience, so when it happened to Charlie Sheen last night ... he took out his frustration on Bree Olson. Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?

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Charlie and Bree had a little fight last night -- which Sheen tweeted about, saying she had "left the building." As we previously reported, things are all good now.

Charlie explained the tiff to us this way: "I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her."

Hope that clears things up.

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16.

JF    

From grandiose to blandiose like THAT... yawn. Poor fool's head is full of tiger's fudge which is all that makes him so poopular.

1238 days ago
17.

Laura    

Charlie Sheen is a selfish prick. While kids were going to bed hungry, families were losing their homes to foreclosure and soldiers were dying, he was spouting off about his rock star lifestyle and saying how his worthless ass deserves 3 mil an episode for his stupid TV show. He makes me sick. I would not piss on this guy if he was on fire. He makes me sick.

1238 days ago
18.

Lori    

Keep tippy typing away on your TWEAKER Chuckles...your ex-wives attorney's have someone capturing it ALL every moment of the day...so there won't be any "Taksies Backsies" or DELETE'S ....

They will have a bound copy for the family court judge of all your little MANIC, MEGALOMANIAC Tweaks!

Good luck with that TOOL! ahahahahahahahahahahaha

What an idiot.

1238 days ago
19.

depecheaholic    

These bitches are crazy. Wait until next week, and that's pushing it, until the nutter butter pulls a gun or a knife on one of them.

1238 days ago
20.

Diana    

Are you kidding....how senile and delusional is this crack head...justifying his violence perpetrated against women...when are the legal authorites going to step in and someone file charges against this woman beater...child abuser(anytype of violence around children is abuse)...drug using...drug dealing washed up has been going to throw his old rotten toothed ass in jail...

Charlie Sheen 47, is all over the news because he's a celebrity drug addict. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Honor THEM by re-postin this status! Support our troops!!!!!!!

1238 days ago
21.

CutTheCrap    

Has anyone noticed that since all the Charlies is crazy crap has come out, his movies are playing everyday on various cable networks!! Navy Seals, Red Dawn, Major League ect....This guy may be nuts but, he's a genius cause all this ruckus is making him BANK!!!

1238 days ago
22.

ted    

Imagine how brittle his teeth must be.

1238 days ago
23.

Marilyn    

'Chipped Warlock Fang' translation = His teeth are falling out!

Charming!

1238 days ago
24.

The Observer    

Charlie getting mad and tearing into anyone who is next to him? That's news to me.

1238 days ago
25.

groovypet2    

I just woke up was reading. LORI they said yesterday he doesnt do his on tweets. he just tells someone what to say so idk if he could really be held liable for som. what did he do break a tooth or som.?

1238 days ago
26.

edwina    

Bree, save yourself. Tick tock until you are one of Charlie's disposable women. Please read this New York Times article about Sheen's long history of abusing women. We don't want you to be another one on this list. No money or fame is worth that.

The Disposable Woman

By ANNA HOLMES
FORTY-THREE minutes into his “special live edition” with Charlie Sheen on Monday night, Piers Morgan finally got around to asking his guest a real question. Before that, Mr. Morgan and Mr. Sheen had mostly traded chuckles and anecdotes about multiday benders, inflated network salaries and meet-ups in Aspen, Colo. But then, after three commercial breaks, Mr. Morgan inquired, “Have you ever hit a woman?”

Two minutes later, with Mr. Morgan apparently satisfied with the actor’s answer that no, women should be “hugged and caressed,” that line of questioning was over.

That Mr. Morgan didn’t press the issue of domestic violence shouldn’t have come as any surprise. CBS executives, not to mention the millions of viewers of his “family” sitcom “Two and a Half Men,” have consistently turned a blind eye toward Mr. Sheen’s history of abusing women. Part of this, of course, is about money. The actor’s F-18 of an id — to borrow a metaphor from Mr. Sheen himself — had long provided the show a steady stream of free publicity. It also helped make Mr. Sheen the highest-paid actor on television, at $1.2 million an episode.

But it’s also about apathy. Even now — after Mr. Sheen began carpet-bombing his bosses in radio rants, prompting CBS to shut down production on the show — observers still seem more entertained than outraged, tuning in to see him appear on every talk show on the planet and coming up with creative Internet memes based on his most colorful statements. And while his self-abuses are endlessly discussed, his abuse of women is barely broached.

Our inertia is not for lack of evidence. In 1990, he accidentally shot his fiancée at the time, the actress Kelly Preston, in the arm. (The engagement ended soon after.) In 1994 he was sued by a college student who alleged that he struck her in the head after she declined to have sex with him. (The case was settled out of court.) Two years later, a sex film actress, Brittany Ashland, said she had been thrown to the floor of Mr. Sheen’s Los Angeles house during a fight. (He pleaded no contest and paid a fine.)

In 2006, his wife at the time, the actress Denise Richards, filed a restraining order against him, saying Mr. Sheen had shoved and threatened to kill her. In December 2009, Mr. Sheen’s third wife, Brooke Mueller, a real-estate executive, called 911 after Mr. Sheen held a knife to her throat. (He pleaded guilty and was placed on probation.) Last October, another actress in sex films, Capri Anderson, locked herself in a Plaza Hotel bathroom after Mr. Sheen went on a rampage. (Ms. Anderson filed a criminal complaint but no arrest was made.) And on Tuesday, Ms. Mueller requested a temporary restraining order against her former husband, alleging that he had threatened to cut her head off, “put it in a box and send it to your mom.” (The order was granted, and the couple’s twin sons were quickly removed from his home.) “Lies,” Mr. Sheen told People magazine.

The privilege afforded wealthy white men like Charlie Sheen may not be a particularly new point, but it’s an important one nonetheless. Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are endlessly derided for their extracurricular meltdowns and lack of professionalism on set; the R&B star Chris Brown was made a veritable pariah after beating up his equally, if not more, famous girlfriend, the singer Rihanna. Their careers have all suffered, and understandably so.

This hasn’t been the case with Mr. Sheen, whose behavior has been repeatedly and affectionately dismissed as the antics of a “bad boy” (see: any news article in the past 20 years), a “rock star” (see: Piers Morgan, again) and a “rebel” (see: Andrea Canning’s “20/20” interview on Tuesday). He has in essence, achieved a sort of folk-hero status; on Wednesday, his just-created Twitter account hit a million followers, setting a Guinness World Record.

But there’s something else at work here: the seeming imperfection of Mr. Sheen’s numerous accusers. The women are of a type, which is to say, highly unsympathetic. Some are sex workers — pornographic film stars and escorts — whose compliance with churlish conduct is assumed to be part of the deal. (For the record: It is not.)

Others, namely Ms. Richards and Ms. Mueller, are less-famous starlets or former “nobodies” whose relationships with Mr. Sheen have been disparaged as purely sexual and transactional. The women reside on a continuum in which injuries are assumed and insults are expected.

“Gold diggers,” “prostitutes” and “sluts” are just some of the epithets lobbed at the women Mr. Sheen has chosen to spend his time with. Andy Cohen, a senior executive at Bravo and a TV star in his own right, referred to the actor’s current companions, Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, as “whores” on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” program on Tuesday. Arianna Huffington sarcastically tweeted that Mr. Sheen’s girlfriends “symbolize modesty, loyalty and good taste.” Mr. Sheen’s own nickname for Ms. Kenly and Ms. Olson — “the goddesses” — is in its own way indicative of their perceived interchangeability and disposability.

It’s these sorts of explicit and implicit value judgments that underscore our contempt for women who are assumed to be trading on their sexuality. A woman’s active embrace of the fame monster or participation in the sex industry, we seem to say, means that she compromises her right not to be assaulted, let alone humiliated, insulted or degraded; it’s part of the deal. The promise of a modern Cinderella ending — attention, fame, the love and savings account of a rich man — is always the assumed goal.

Objectification and abuse, it follows, is not only an accepted occupational hazard for certain women, but something that men like Mr. Sheen have earned the right to indulge in. (Mr. Sheen reportedly once said that he didn’t pay prostitutes for the sex; he paid them “to leave.”) One can’t help but think that his handlers might have moved more quickly to rein in their prized sitcom stallion if his victims’ motivations weren’t assumed to be purely mercenary. (Or if they enjoyed parity and respect with regards to their age, influence and earning power.)

These assumptions — about women, about powerful men, about bad behavior — have roots that go way back but find endorsement in today’s unscripted TV culture. Indeed, it’s difficult for many to discern any difference between Mr. Sheen’s real-life, round-the-clock, recorded outbursts and the sexist narratives devised by reality television producers, in which women are routinely portrayed as backstabbing floozies, and dreadful behavior by males is explained away as a side effect of unbridled passion or too much pilsner.

As Jennifer Pozner points out in her recent book “Reality Bites Back: The Troubling Truth About Guilty-Pleasure TV,” misogyny is embedded within the DNA of the reality genre. One of the very first millennial shows, in fact, “Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire,” was notable in that it auctioned off what producers called the “biggest prize of all”: a supposedly wealthy B-movie writer named Rick Rockwell — who was later revealed to have had a restraining order filed against him by a woman he’d threatened to kill. According to Ms. Pozner, the reaction of one of the producers of “Multimillionaire” was, “Great! More publicity!”

On reality television, gratuitous violence and explicit sexuality are not only entertainment but a means to an end. These enthusiastically do***ented humiliations are positioned as necessities in the service of some final prize or larger benefit — a marriage proposal, a modeling contract, $1 million. But they also make assault and abasement seem commonplace, acceptable behavior, tolerated by women and encouraged in men.

Which brings us back to Mr. Morgan, who, like many of Mr. Sheen’s past and present press enablers, showed little to no urgency in addressing the question of violence against women. “You’re entitled to behave however the hell you like as long as you don’t scare the horses and the children,” Mr. Morgan said at one point. Scaring women, it seems, was just fine.

During the interview, a series of images played on a continuous loop. One of them was a defiant and confident-looking Charlie Sheen, in a mug shot taken after his 2009 domestic violence arrest.


Anna Holmes is a writer and the creator of the Web site Jezebel.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/04/opinion/04holmes.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&pagewanted=print

1238 days ago
27.

CutTheCrap    

Has anyone noticed that since all the Charlie is crazy crap has come out, his movies are playing everyday on various cable networks!! Navy Seals, Red Dawn, Major League ect....This guy may be nuts but, he's a genius cause all this ruckus is making him BANK!!!

1238 days ago
28.

Sammie    

Ahhhh....so the girls are finally meeting the real Charlie Sheen. Abusers are as abusers do. In his tempers, he's threatened to have his ex's hair shaved off and told Mueller he'd cut her head off and mail it to her mom. What makes these girls think they are any different? Bets on how long it is before they have restraining orders against him. Abusers do not like being disagreed with so don't ever tell them No or suffer the consequences.

1238 days ago
29.

go home!    

This is already getting .... old. Zzzzzz...

1238 days ago
30.

CutTheCrap    

Has anyone noticed that since all the Charlie is crazy crap has come out, his movies are playing everyday on various cable networks!! Navy Seals, Red Dawn, Major League ect....This guy may be nuts but, he's a genius cause all this ruckus is making him BANK!!!

1238 days ago
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