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Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

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 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



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196.

valleyofthedogs    

Hate this it was a good show

1323 days ago
197.

asd    

Charlie is awesome. People here are ****s.

1323 days ago
198.

Bemused    

This dude is totally head ****ed.

1323 days ago
199.

2.5 dude    

2.5 dudes was my favorite show. CBS this was your dumbest move ever. Charles should go to another station. I won't watch CBLOSER again.

1323 days ago
200.

tj    

Come on. You are watching a meltdown. Somebody needs to have him committed before he dies. Think of his family you idiots.

1323 days ago
201.

r jassmann    

Charlie,
I loved the show, too bad you had to go and screw it up with drugs and rampages, you are so obviously in denial it is sad! You really had a good thing but now you are just another junky tv star who is out of control!
So long Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1323 days ago
202.

Steven Slate    

The fundamental difference between Sheen's recent behavior and all of the behavior which the producers have tolerated and allowed for all these years is this: back then he was in AA, so Chuck Lorre was ok with it all, but now he's finally rejected AA - and that's got Lorre pissed off because he's a BIG AA guy. Yup, Sheen is being fired over his refusal to participate in a religion.
http://www.thecleanslate.org/

1323 days ago
203.

Jon    

DUH!-sapearing...

1323 days ago
204.

Travis A    

Wow Charlie, I think now is a good time to shut the heck up. You are really losing ground with your audience. Lets face it too buds, the drugs are acting negatively upon you. Takes an addict to know an addict. Without surrendering to the fact that you are in a toilet bowl swirl and that taking anymore dope or boozing it away thinking that is somehow going to get your life back on track is nonsense. You were probably unstable a bit in the first place. If you were sick of 2 1/2 men you should have pulled the plug after saving your money and onwards and upwards. * seasons is more than 99% ever reach. Were you thinking 10-11-12 seasons? Anyways listen to your publiscist and get rid of the lackey yes men and SHUTUP & LISTEN for a change. You are only human you are not running the this Play called life and the real maker of us all decidely gave us 1 mouth and 2 ears for a reason~ to do twice as much listening and half as much YAPPING. Your tirades are absolutely annoying and try getting away with that in a court room where your star power is crap. Look at Lohan. You might end up doing time in the clink if youre not real careful, the iluminati don't like guys like you shooting your flap off. Also by going After shows like TMZ and Howard Stern and crapping on People magazine will not help you in the media, that is Communications class 101. I hope you get the help you need and deserve to finally find the clarity and resolve that as an adult you need or you will get sick and perish. The is an expiry on guys who believe that they have tigers blood dripping from their teeth and have Adonnis dna. Sorry Charles get in Charge of your life!! and shut the hell up.

1323 days ago
205.

kelroy    

Personally I never watched the show for Charlie, I liked the housekeeper, the stalker, the brother and the nephew. They've been the reason the show is a success. Shame they are the ones to be screwed on this one. And from a personal perspective, the recent photo's of Charlie are no different than looking at a meth/crank user. I can compare pictures of my husband (during his crankin'/tweekin' years) and Charlie now. No difference!

1323 days ago
206.

jim    

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/03/exclusive-charlie-sheens-comeback-live-stage-show

1323 days ago
207.

David Golding    

Charlie is a has been and quite frankly I've had enouth of him, we need to move on to something important.. Trash!!

1323 days ago
208.

jim    

Harvey,

Are you reading these replies? Are you enjoying the repulsive and hateful posts that YOUR website is allowing/promoting? This is what you do for a living, promoting hate? There are laws against promoting hate speech Harvey. There are also laws against allowing MINORS from accessing a website with adult content without a warning. You do realize this don't you Mr. Levin?

TMZ Cares.......about revenue.

1323 days ago
209.

ReallyNow..    

Crazy or not, I respect somebody who picks a path and stick to it. So keep on party'in Mr. Sheen I salute you.

1323 days ago
210.

Donna    

IS IT JUST ME BUT HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT CHARLIE NAMED HIS HOME "SOBER VALLEY" i THOUGHT CHARLIE DIDN'T LIKE AA BUT HE USES THEIR WORD I THOUGHT YOU WERE "CLEAN" SO I GUESS IT'S OK TO USE AA WHEN IT BENEFITS YOU YOU NEED HELP CHARLIE TO BE "SOBER" GOOD LUCK

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