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Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



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Since you were demanding an additional million dollars to return, I would say that you were in contract violation first.
Since you didn't report to work on many occasions, again you might be in contract violation.

1324 days ago


TaTa....Charlie....You are SERIOUSLY brain damaged and a pathetic EGO MANIC....You'll be dead soon from your alleged sobriety..with the help of all your leech friends and whores....Adios, GET REAL HELP....SOON....

1324 days ago


Sorry, bluecars, but mentally "ok" people don't have delusions of grandeur (among other problems) like Charlie has, I don't care how much money or power they have or if they are clean and sober. What you are doing with this comment is remotely enabling him to keep up on his crazy train. It's sad, the man plain and simple needs help, and fast.

1324 days ago


ROFL all of Carlos's lies coming back at him like boomerangs!

The only HATERS are his enablers, because they only cynically use him for their OWN GAIN. This inclues you steven katona!

The only people who actually CARE about Carlos are the "trolls" who tell him like it is, to get HELP!

1324 days ago


Living proof a malevolent being truly exists behind the scenes... And he's attacking Charlie BIG TIME to the point of up is down and down is up!

You all may think it's a joke... Or that I'm just a crazy, as well... But, I'd say the results speak for themselves... So try to rationally explain his behavior away as much as you want, but there's something more happening to him behind the scenes that nobody can put their finger on... May the God of Abraham Issac and Jacob watch over him and protect him from himself and others...

1324 days ago


"Everyone I know,
Goes away in the end.

And you could have it all,
My empire of dirt"

-- Trent Reznor

sorry charlie

1324 days ago



1324 days ago


To the few people who still think that Charlie is playing some kind of complex game with the CBS and the WB suits, WAKE UP !

This guy has a real mental problem. Perhaps you have never seen this kind of thing before, but you are really seeing it now. This is what a person with a severe psychological problem (partly due to drug use) looks like.

Charlie is NOT winning. He hasn't won anything since he started this nonsense.

1324 days ago


According to another website, Charlie's defense tomorrow in court is going to be that in these webcasts he has just been playing a character....Again I say HYPOCRITE...LIAR, what happened to the torpedos of truth Charlie? You can't have it both ways Charlie. Are you lying to us all now or will you be lying to the judge tomorrow. We certainly know you're lying when you use the phrase "WINNING" in reference to your life as it stands right now. Get out of "character" and get real....whatever that may be.

1324 days ago


The only person who has villified anyone is Charlie Sheen.

1324 days ago


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1324 days ago


In looking at his picture from before to now, it sure looks to me like he's using.

1324 days ago


@ yo, #13: Your last line should be :Fried by his own brain.

1324 days ago


If he has been just playing a character in all these interviews and podcasts, then let's see him play a sane character.

1324 days ago

J Johnson    

poster 62 - nof

Are u really as stupid as you sound?

1324 days ago
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