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Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



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Stupid move on CBS'part. He WAS the show. Without him it's over. As long as he was showing up and hitting his marks, they should have stayed out of it.

1303 days ago


I feel sorry for him and his family. Don't care too much about the show, think it is a little over the top. But that being said, this man needs help. He is definitely manic and needs help NOW. But I doubt that will happen. Am praying for him. I know way too much about that disease. It is so very sad that he won't realize it. Addicts do not. He is manic and narccisstic because he has all of that money. Thinks that he is 10 ft. tall and bullet-proof. IT REALLY IS SO VERY SAD TO SEE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN GO THROUGH THIS. THOSE WHO THINK IT IS NOT A SICKNESS, NEED TO GO THROUGH IT WITH A FAMILY MEMBER OR A FRIEND.

1303 days ago


This man is insane, he has totally lost his mind. Making over 1 million dollars a show and he is happy he was fired. Wait 5 years and see where he is. He is not his father, that has been shown many times.

1303 days ago



I am on your side, even if you are on the wrong side of the fence. People should mind their own business and take care of their own problems as so many of them do have a lot more serious problems than you. Your big bosses think that they can control you by spreading the rumor information and think that you are going to give in. Stand up and fight. The media and the others are in your face and I have not seen one ounce of proof of what they are saying is true.

So what if you want to go out with a porn star or two, good for you. Take your millions that the big guys paid you and live your life the way you see fit, just don’t do something that you would regret. The hell with the rest of the big headed media and producers.

They are the big losers for trying to spread all the rumors.

I’ll continue to watch your reruns.

Take care,


1303 days ago


He'll prevail in court, maybe, IF he lives that long. Something tells me he won't.

1303 days ago

Jeronimo Dan    

Hang in ther Charlie,

Your burning the candle at both ends
You may not make it thru the night, but
Yo to your Foes and
Yeah to your friends and
Oh, what a beautiful light!

Just don't look down...

1303 days ago


Cahrlie Sheen YOU ARE AN *******:)

1303 days ago

Ben Dover    

Remember that commercial where it shows what a mind on drugs looks like by dropping an egg into a hot frying pan?

Sorry, Charlie. You're brain is over hard and well done.

1303 days ago


I have a very bad feeling about this. I think he will OD and die within a month. I hope I am wrong. I did say from the beginging if they fire him he will self destruct with in a month...I hope his handlers protect him from him self. He was a great actor and did great movies but now with all this silliness now look at all the people that are out of work because of his God sindrome

1303 days ago


For $2,000,000 an episode i'd wear those silly shirts!!! Now that he's fired i'm sure he'd like to put on those silly shirts again. By the way Charlie, take a shower!!!!!!!!

1303 days ago

Tony Waah    

Hire his brother Emeillo to fill in, he can't be any worse.

1303 days ago

Billy Wonka    

Winning has taken on a whole new meaning - but then that's just typical of a drug-addled loser spewing meaningless poop.

The only ones I care about are all the rest of the people involved with the show who NEED the income.

UP-CHUCK of course couldn't care less.

1303 days ago

Rufus Leaking    

Nothing in my life will change without Charlie Sheen in it. Actually, my weed-whacker is a helluva lot more fun and smarter too. Does it's job, turns off, and shuts up.

1303 days ago

Toni Simpson    

It's about time! I realize that everyone wanted to milk as much out of this as possible but really!!!! If Mr. Sheen thinks he's the only one who can play the part-Duh!. I wouldn't want to watch a reality show he hosted either. Thanks-love the show.

1303 days ago


The question now is: How long will it take this ...cough,cough, "winner", to smoke up the remainder of his winnings?

1303 days ago
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