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Charlie Sheen -- I'm Gonna 'Torpedo' My Own Career

3/10/2011 11:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen is promising MORE warlock mayhem -- and he'll be unleashing it all ON STAGE ... in the form of his new one-man show called "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" ... TMZ has learned.

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It's kicking off in less than a month -- blowing through Detroit on April 2 ... and hitting Chicago the very next day.

No details about the performance have been released yet -- but given Charlie's numerous theatrical diatribes in recent weeks ... everyone should have a good idea of what to expect.

Tickets go on sale this Saturday. Duh.

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46.

NiceGuy    

NAH! C'mon... You can't be serious, Can You??

1321 days ago
47.

steven katona    

sheen should produce and star in the next 'gong' show 2077. i'd dance in that! we all love you in canada charlie!!!! put the one man act to rest you need the travelling roadshow freakshow! that'd get em buyin tickets!!! only sheen's got the goods for the freaks. i know warlocks. who knows what they keep in their closets! its time to see charlie unleashed!

1321 days ago
48.

Cherie    

Charlie, go take a long walk off a short pier.

lol.

1321 days ago
49.

Cujeaux    

37.
Charlie Sheen is like Tom Cruise in "Magnolia".

Posted at 7:34 PM on Mar 10, 2011 by chrisz
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Yup. Tom Cruise is like Tom Cruise in "Magnolia" too.


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Dude, doing the Waikiki Shell is a #Winner idea. Good time in sweet islands.

Posted at 8:05 PM on Mar 10, 2011 by anon
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He would ROCK the Shell. Shell da kine you no gotta pay neitha!

1321 days ago
50.

babylove52    

CHARLIE SHEEN - YOU ARE A EMACIATED DRUG MORON. GET LOST OR GO TO:
1. LIBYA - Kadafi needs an assistant
2. SOMALIA - become a pirate
3. AFGHANISTAN - help find Bin Laden
4. CROSS THE BRIDGE AT LAREDO,TX- GET KILLED BY THE CARTEL

AMERICA DON'T NEED ONE LIKE YOU. YOU ARE A TOTAL....WELL CAN'T FIND THE WORDS IN THE AM. DICTIONARY. JUST DISAPPEAR IN THE EYES OF THE EARTH. GO....GO AWAY, PLEASE.

1321 days ago
51.

thestones    

REMINDER: NO FOLLOW FRIDAY. ALREADY BELOW 2 MILLION

1321 days ago
52.

Puckett    

WINNING

1321 days ago
53.

BouncersSuck    

Big Poppa

Next you're going to say Bush had the CIA secretly plant explosives in the twin towers 2 weeks before 9/11, and he did it to shift attention from Rumsfeld's announcement.

Posted at 7:44 PM on Mar 10, 2011 by Deb

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No, but I would question why NORAD did NOT scramble fighter jets to the commercial aircraft's locations after they were hijacked; *ahem* catching the massive and advanced US intelligence machine SLEEPING at the wheel....sure, Deb.

In fact, it has been reported that NORAD was specifically instructed to stand down. Even allowing for the initial intelligence failure...had they wanted to stop the planes hitting the WTC, they could have. Protocols were in place, and not followed. SCRAMBLE FIGHTERS IMMEDIATELY!!!

I know it's scary. But we must be strong for the good of our fellow man, Deb. We must always chase truth, fight for ourselves and what we believe is right and true. We must nurture the good Charlie Sheen in us all.

For those of you that have not seen it, go to YouTube and search for Charlie's video to President Obama...

Big Poppa

1321 days ago
54.

Mark Jones    

Big Poppa,
What a miserable person you must be, spending your life bemoaning the fact that you are not as wealthy as some other American. Here is a clue: there is room at the top for ANYONE, but not EVERYONE. Whether or not you make it to the top is a direct result of choices you make. Whining won't change a thing. So what if the top twenty percent or so make most of the wealth? They also pay twice what the rest of America pays in taxes, (The majority of Americans pay NO taxes at all!), AND their investments produce nearly all of the jobs!
Friend, we all have the right to the "Pursuit of Happiness", but catching it is up to us individually. Fortunately for me, I don't require all that much to acquire happiness & what little I do need I can get on my own, even with these spinal cord injuries. Rethink your priorities, Big Poppa, something is severely out of kilter.

1321 days ago
55.

Bud    

How do we get tickets to this show? Who is selling them? Someone please tell asap. Send email to budwsr25@aol.com

1321 days ago
56.

chris87654    

"At least Brittany had family around to step in and keep her from hurting herself. Too bad Martin can't muster the same amount of compassion for his own kid."
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Martin already tried to help, and from what I heard he wasn't being a jerk about it. Charlie's response to his dad was back off and Martin did. The only other thing he could do is 5150 Charlie and I can imagine the response if he did (some would be happy, but most would say Martin overstepped).

Britney wasn't spinning like Charlie - she settled down with a little help from some friends. I hope the best for Charlie.

1321 days ago
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chris87654    

"Charlie Sheen -- I'm Gonna 'Torpedo' My Own Career"

He already did.

1321 days ago
58.

Christina G.    

BouncersSuck = Charlie Sheen. I'd recognize that rant style anywhere.

1321 days ago
59.

duke    

If you spend money to see this idiot you're a idiot.

1321 days ago
60.

Jackie    

How about this new word for Charlie Sheen LOSER that's right LOSER did he ever think about the people that lost their jobs because of this LOSER now that the LOSER, DRUG ADDICT, SEX ADDICT, JACK ASS shows been canceled
you know the people that don't make a million per episode

1321 days ago
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