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Roast Comedian Is Angelina Jolie?

3/10/2011 7:45 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez

Here's comedian Whitney Cummings at "Comedy Central's Roast of Donald Trump" in NYC last night (left) -- and Angelina Jolie back in 2009 (right).

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They give lip-synch a whole new meaning.

We're just sayin'.

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Ryan    

Angelina wishes...

1222 days ago
32.

Wishes    

Whitney looks totally plastic - and like wax. Way too much surgery and botox. She belongs in Madam Toussaud's wax museum.

1222 days ago
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killetheth    

Ugh Angie looks so unhealthy, it saddens me. :(

Never heard of this Whitney girl before but daaaamn.

1222 days ago
34.

EatMe    

Whitney is prettier, and actually has a personality

1222 days ago
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todd lee    

Whitney is so HOT, and i personally dont see the appeal for Angelina Jolie. I dont think shes pretty and never was. Shes got big ******* lips, thats about it.

1222 days ago
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Chun LI    

Not even close.Angelina's HOT!!!!!!!!!

1222 days ago
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Skydancer    

Angelina is one of the most beautiful women in the world, inside and out. I don't understand all the hate, and yet so many women get plastic surgeries to look like Angelina.

1222 days ago
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Marguerite    

whitney is way prettier, angelina has had too much work and botox and done way too many drugs. she is aging fast.

1222 days ago
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Convoy-Prime    

HOW COME THIS DID NOT HAD A "WHO YOU RATHER" ? I WOULD ADD A THIRD OPTION TO THAT " 3: BOTH.. ^_^

1222 days ago
40.

always    

Wow she is beautiful! Angie doesn't even come close with her fat lips and big nose. Angie needs some big time help, because she is not even pretty.
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1222 days ago
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Lori    

If your keeping up with Whitney you know she hasn't always looked so facially refined. My guess she's had work cause she wasn't always looking that hot. Nose and lips look worked on. She's conformed to Hollywood. More power to her.

1222 days ago
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Skydancer    

whitney is way prettier, angelina has had too much work and botox and done way too many drugs. she is aging fast.

Posted at 4:21 PM on Mar 10, 2011 by Marguerite

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Jealous much?

1222 days ago
43.

backfire    

Shiney face lift pulled up and back yikes.....injections overdose! ....black shoe polish in hair....looks like she took the first layer off her skin........she will never see sunlight again....! OMG she is a comedian, why would she be so desperate........what has become the norm? Why does everyone want to look so fake and altered and make themselves into clone-vampires? Angelina is gorgeous. Megan, Whitney, Everyone, snap out of it! We are all beautiful in our own individual ways!!

1222 days ago
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typical_joe    

Man, so plastic. Almost as bad as this: http://www.drollnation.com/2009/12/tan-disasters/

1222 days ago
45.

Charlotte    

@ Ginger

"Puhlease!! No one can be Angelina Jolie. Women will try but they won't ever be. Stealing husbands? Puhlease!! Do something right for a change and your husband won't leave your a$s!" -

Angie hooked up with Billy Bob while he was very much engaged, with Brad while he was married, along with others. WOW! nice to see your morals are as high as hers. They actually did Jen a favor. She deserves WAY better than Brad teh cad.


"Collecting babies? Puh-lease!!!! She has a good heart to adopt and have her own kids. Are you all from CHINA? 2 kids to a family? Looks like some of you phonies need to live in China then!"

Sure she has a great heart. Last that I checked the kids are human beings not handbags. The great mom is letting her whipped manny Brad and her entourage of 10 nannies raise them. Let me also pose a question to you. If she is so charitable and loves children so much why does she adopt only "perfect" children? If you notice they are all perfect little specimens of each race. They are all physically perfect. Why not adopt kids that are physically or mentally handicapped? Why not adopt children with cleft pallete? She certainly has the financial means to help children in these postions. Mia Farrow has about 11 adopted kids, amny which are handicapped. She has far, far less money than Angie. Also, she does not exploit her kids like Angie does wh0ring them in front of cameras every chance she gets. These kids are nothing more than a ploy to change her public image at their expense. Angie only cares about Angie.

1221 days ago
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