Charlie Sheen -- First Stop, Motown!

BORING. BORING. BORING.

just go way already !!!!!!!!!!!!!

just go AWAY already !!!!!!!!!!

Will Charley be the new Lenny Bruce?

Check out Charlie's pencil diameter crack neck...

That eightball diet worked well!!!

THIS IS NOT A TEST. PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER. THE LORD YOUR FATHER ALMIGHTY GRAND HIGH EXALTED WARLOCK OF DOOM WILL BE CARRIED ON THE SHOULDERS OF SIX GODDESS. TROLL EARS WILL BE THROWN AT HIS FEET AS HE ENTERS HIS ALTER OF DEFEAT BY HIS OTHER TWO GODESSES. SIR NASTY AKA FLOPPY SALAMI WILL BE SPINNING THE INTRO CUTS OF NASTYNESS.
YOU HAVE BEEN WEINERED

Pug killer!

Start the pool...

I bet Charlie completes 4 shows, then he falls apart. He is not stronger than his addictions. He is a weak, weak, failure of a man.

VIOLENT TORPEDO OF DEFEAT - TRUTH IS NOT AN OPTION. T-MINUS 12. BEGIN TRASMISSION FART WEINER. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. THE SKY WILL DRIP WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SKY WILL DRIP THATS RIGHT YOU GUESSED IT THE SKY WILL DRIP TIGER BLOOD AND THE LORDS WARLOCK FANGS WILL SHINE IN THE GLORY OF FART WEINER. END TRANSMISSION.

I wonder if he's nervous? Good luck Charlie! See you in Vancouver in May!!

Charlie looks just terrible now, he looks so unhealthy and sickly. It's a shame that he nor 'his people' can't see it. He looks like an old man now. I used to think he was a sharp looking man and now he just looks like a skinny, washed up looser on a steady diet of drugs and tiger blood. Charlie - "IF" you get a chanace to look back on all of this...and see what we all see...you should count yourself lucky.

He looks like trash! Wait, he is trash! #dogkiller

He looks like trash... Wait, he is trash! #dogkiller

WOW I SHOCKED @ how much he has aged in a short time. With the ever present cigarette in hand, he is going down-hill fast. I wonder if he feels his age because he cannot keep up w/ the ppl he associates with that are 20 years younger. His future does not look bright.

BEGIN TRANSMISSION. THE GRAND HIGH EXALTED MYSTIC WARLOCK OF BANG**** CHARLIE SHEEN HAS ALLOWED YOU TO WITNESS THE MAJESTY AND GLORY OF HIS VIOLENT TORPEDO OF DEFEAT SLASH TRUTH IS NOT AN OPTION. T-MINUS 12.

EVERYONE GETS EVERYTHING HE WANTS. BROUGHT IT UP TO YOU LIKE ROOM SERVICE. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. FRANKLY MY DEAR I DONT GIVE A DAMN. TRANSMISSION ENDING