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Charlie Sheen -- First Stop, Motown!

4/2/2011 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen arrived at his hotel in Detroit at around midnight last night as he gets ready to kick off his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show" tour.

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Instead of a tour bus, Charlie gets around the country on a dragon that runs entirely on troll blood.

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BroRo    

BORING. BORING. BORING.

1117 days ago
2.

DE    

just go way already !!!!!!!!!!!!!

1117 days ago
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DE    

just go AWAY already !!!!!!!!!!

1117 days ago
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awards    

Will Charley be the new Lenny Bruce?

1117 days ago
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Fan    

Check out Charlie's pencil diameter crack neck...

That eightball diet worked well!!!

1117 days ago
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teamsheen    

THIS IS NOT A TEST. PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER. THE LORD YOUR FATHER ALMIGHTY GRAND HIGH EXALTED WARLOCK OF DOOM WILL BE CARRIED ON THE SHOULDERS OF SIX GODDESS. TROLL EARS WILL BE THROWN AT HIS FEET AS HE ENTERS HIS ALTER OF DEFEAT BY HIS OTHER TWO GODESSES. SIR NASTY AKA FLOPPY SALAMI WILL BE SPINNING THE INTRO CUTS OF NASTYNESS.
YOU HAVE BEEN WEINERED

1117 days ago
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Josie    

Pug killer!

1117 days ago
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Fan    

Start the pool...

I bet Charlie completes 4 shows, then he falls apart. He is not stronger than his addictions. He is a weak, weak, failure of a man.

1117 days ago
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teamsheen    

VIOLENT TORPEDO OF DEFEAT - TRUTH IS NOT AN OPTION. T-MINUS 12. BEGIN TRASMISSION FART WEINER. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. THE SKY WILL DRIP WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SKY WILL DRIP THATS RIGHT YOU GUESSED IT THE SKY WILL DRIP TIGER BLOOD AND THE LORDS WARLOCK FANGS WILL SHINE IN THE GLORY OF FART WEINER. END TRANSMISSION.

1117 days ago
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Rachie    

I wonder if he's nervous? Good luck Charlie! See you in Vancouver in May!!

1117 days ago
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Bones    

Charlie looks just terrible now, he looks so unhealthy and sickly. It's a shame that he nor 'his people' can't see it. He looks like an old man now. I used to think he was a sharp looking man and now he just looks like a skinny, washed up looser on a steady diet of drugs and tiger blood. Charlie - "IF" you get a chanace to look back on all of this...and see what we all see...you should count yourself lucky.

1117 days ago
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Donna    

He looks like trash! Wait, he is trash! #dogkiller

1117 days ago
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Donna    

He looks like trash... Wait, he is trash! #dogkiller

1117 days ago
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kim    

WOW I SHOCKED @ how much he has aged in a short time. With the ever present cigarette in hand, he is going down-hill fast. I wonder if he feels his age because he cannot keep up w/ the ppl he associates with that are 20 years younger. His future does not look bright.

1117 days ago
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teamsheen    

BEGIN TRANSMISSION. THE GRAND HIGH EXALTED MYSTIC WARLOCK OF BANG**** CHARLIE SHEEN HAS ALLOWED YOU TO WITNESS THE MAJESTY AND GLORY OF HIS VIOLENT TORPEDO OF DEFEAT SLASH TRUTH IS NOT AN OPTION. T-MINUS 12.

EVERYONE GETS EVERYTHING HE WANTS. BROUGHT IT UP TO YOU LIKE ROOM SERVICE. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. FRANKLY MY DEAR I DONT GIVE A DAMN. TRANSMISSION ENDING

1117 days ago
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