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Charlie Sheen -- First Stop, Motown!

4/2/2011 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen arrived at his hotel in Detroit at around midnight last night as he gets ready to kick off his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show" tour.

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Instead of a tour bus, Charlie gets around the country on a dragon that runs entirely on troll blood.

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Donna    

What goes around comes around... Looks like you're the one who's not being fed now! #dogkiller

1265 days ago
17.

Criss    

I still can't believe he's only 45! He looks at least 20 years older.

1265 days ago
18.

Bons    

He looks like crap!!!

1265 days ago
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teamsheen    

BEGIN FARTMISSION. CHARLIE SHEENS VIOLENT TORPEDO OF DEFEAT HAS LAUNCHED. FEAR MALICE AND HATRED COMING TO GNAW AWAY AT YOUR THROAT AND INTESTINES. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.
ALSO CHECK OUT CHARLIE SHEEN ON NICKELODEON. HEY KIDS PUT THE CRACK DOWN AND VOTE FOR CHARLIE SHEEN AT THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS. DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK. GIVE ME MY JOB BACK. TERROR TERROR TERROR. MASCARA. ROBERT PATTERSON STUIDO GUITARIST CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN KICKED OUT OF KORN. WONDER WHY. SARAH SILVERMAN PIERS MORGAN CHARLIE SHEEN. YOU HAVE BEEN WORD SMITHED. END TRANSMISSION.

1265 days ago
20.

D     

Why are there boy parts on Charlie Sheen's tour poster?

1265 days ago
21.

mija    

Pictures are no good without his goddesses. Where are they?

1265 days ago
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mjl    

I still can't believe he's only 45! He looks at least 20 years older.
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Im lead to believe hes actually more like 47. somehow he was able to take a couple years off himself and all his online info happens reflect this. hes supposed to be older than me from what i remember reading like ten years ago!

1265 days ago
23.

penny    

He's gone from WINNING to WANNING!!

1265 days ago
24.

AS    

The great Warlock prepares for battle. Troll's be WARNED!! "I love the smell of Tiger Blood in the morning, it smell's like, WINNING."

1265 days ago
25.

tenley    

I thought that was Woody Allen at first glance. Looks like the 45 year old wild man isn't wearing his dentures, either. Jesus, how does he get laid again?

1265 days ago
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mjl    

Im lead to believe hes actually more like 47. somehow he was able to take a couple years off himself and all his online info happens reflect this. hes supposed to be older than me from what i remember reading like ten years ago!
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Coreection: maybe 48-49. maybe even 52 years old. heck he has an even older brother (not emilio) that looks younger. i wonder if they traded places with birth dates.

1265 days ago
27.

TMZ_Watcher    

How narcissistic Charlie is to think many want to see him complain about how he was treated while being paid $2M. It's ironic that many in the audience watching him spew junk are out of work while he's making money off their backs because 8 balls cost lots. Charlie don't surf. He also doesn't do comedy, dance, sing or anything really except look about 15 years old that he would have if he wasn't a drug addict.

I guess people are paying to see a hugely successful person implode right in front of them. Charlie should have made this show free or all money goes to a drug treatment program in his name. Then he could still rant and get lots of corporate support but no, Charlie needs to pay his goddesses and other "friend" parasites that would be working at a drive through restaurant were it not for him. Actually, they would be better off without him and they will learn this the hard way unfortunately.

I used to like Charlie, now I see a weak person that doesn't even know how to ask for help because he's never wrong and he's "Winning" when in fact, he is "dying". All the yes men that kiss his ass would never care because he pays their bills. So he's really as lonely as Travis Bickle and he doesn't even know it. Drugs are guaranteed to screw up your judgement but not for this warlock. When Charlie is gasping for air, can't walk, loses his site and develops and onset of dimentia he will know he's no warlock. It's too bad the guy has to get to that stage before he smartens up. By the way, Mark Cuban is wrong, Charlie is not so smart because his mind isn't clear. Heavy cocaine use will do that to anyone, even a mere mortal like Charlie.

Martin and Emelio should just grab and hug him and never let go rather than look down at a $20,000 casket. Only they can save him because clearly Charlie has no friends that can help him.

1265 days ago
28.

X Slapper    

Rappa P*ORN is P*ORN Reborn .....
Charlie Sheen needs to do what he does best, embrace P*ORN for his show. There is even a new rapper on the WEB called P*ORN RAPPER CARL who claims Charlie inspired his latest work called X Slapper. P*ORN RAPPER CARL is even calling RAPPA P*ORN a New Music Genre. I have no doubt that Charlie has given a big boost to the P*ORN Industry and will become a Iconoclast Mogul in it’s future. I suggest the “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show” tour DEBUT this title tract called X Slapper. But a local radio station might be better to kick off the tour.

......So If Your Pounding On The Street, Girl Better Watch Your Feet, Before Your Drawn To The Beat, Filmed A Special Treat, Your Hollywood Meat, And Catch The Body Heat Of The X Slapper......
P*ORN-Rapper-Carl.com Now where is my Tiger B

1265 days ago
29.

croc    

so right,,he does look like a skinny frail old man..he better stop what he is doing right now,or not doing right now, and get back to his old self..nothing good is coming from all this B.S.

1265 days ago
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teamsheen    

ATTENTION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THE ABSOLUTE MASTER OF ALL WARLOCK FROM GAUL. TIGER FART ALPHA DOG. ERUPTING MOUNTAINTOPS FROM BLONDE GIRLS VOLLEYBALL JOCKS. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF YOUR JOURNEY. ITS NOT THE CLIMB ITS THE FRICKIN ROCK STAR FROM MARS. CHARLIE SHEENS VIOLENT TORPEDO OF DEFEAT IS CAST RATING YOUR HOT DOG BUNS. HUN.

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN THE ASSASIN CALLS YOU AN ASSASIN. ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU CALL IT COLONEL. YOU CALL IT WINNING™. DID WE FAIL TO MENTION?

I WATCHED A SNAIL CRAWL ALONG THE EDGE OF A STRAIGHT RAZOR. THATS MY NIGHTMARE. YOU SHOULD HAVE PLANNED BETTER. CHARLIE SIERRA DO YOU COPY. YOU ARE IN Q QUADRANT. YOU ARE ARMED AND READY. PREPARE THE BON FIRE. YOUR VANITY AWAITS. END TRANSMISSION.

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