Charlie Sheen -- Greetings, Earthlings!

Hopes he breaks a leg. :)

YAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNN!

Sorry to say, he still looks terrible. Aged 20 years to me....
Try working out at the health club regularly or from your home..

close up shot not show small crowd turn out other TV news cover show pathetic small numbers mostly white teeny boppers at hotel & fox

He looks gorgeous!:)))
Go get'em tiger!

Artst fartsy critics will rave about it...your average schmo will wander aimlessly about wondering what he could have bought with his ticket money if he had not wasted it on this fiasco.

He looks like he's scared to death. His big mouth has got him in a bind and there's no backing out. Not on the first night anyway.

Sorry, Kid's Choice Awards are on at the same time, gotta pass.

I cannot believe how AWFUL he looks.....he used to be so nice looking.
This is going to be a total crash and burn!!!

Keep us posted on this one TMZ!!

Charlie NO MORE wifey's. Stay with goddesses on the payroll. If they start acting wifey fire them. You're living the dream.

At least it looks like he finally showered.

What time does his opening act get there? You know...CRACK!?!?

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see for ur self live in the D

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/04/live-from-detroit-its-charlie-sheen-/1

Live from Detroit: It's Charlie Sheen

By Ann Oldenburg, USA TODAY

CAPTIONBy Richard Cartwright, AP

Join us as Charlie Sheen kicks off his Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option tour at the Fox Theatre at 8 p.m. in Detroit.

Lifeline Live will be tweeting as much of the "Sheenius" experience as we can, as we travel to the theater, watch the show and talk to fans about it afterward.

LOL this whole post made me laugh!!! Greetings earthlings!!
"The show starts tonight at 8:00 PM -- first indecipherable, rambling diatribe begins at 8:01 PM" I think whoever wrote it is a funny guy/gal!