Charlie Sheen -- They LOVE Me in Chicago!

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Apr 3 - Up to 8 Charlie Sheen Tickets TONIGHT - $20 (WAY BELOW FACE)

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Apr 3 - 2 Charlie Sheen Main Floor Tickets - $60......

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Apr 3 - Charlie Sheen 2 tickets - $70

Posted at 5:43 PM on Apr 3, 2011 by JWLor
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its good to know in the back channels the ticket prices are cheap enough so it won't wreck my week! sheens learnin how to shine and this canadian international fan hopes he learns enough through the failures he's doing now to have an awesome show come may 2nd~! eh charlie?> you gonna perform for us? i want you performin like a trained seal warlock. it'll take more than a donahue performance to pick my spirits up charlie! i'm lookin for the truth!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzGFytGBDN8

HEY TMZ you guys are so in love with this guy how did you miss the best part (i think) of his show:
The Plaza Debacle: "Here's what really sucks: I never f--ked her! And that's the f--king truth. You owe me a watch and some f--king love. That's what TMZ won't f--king tell you. Trolls, Music, and Zombies that's what it f--king stands for."

BOY, HE SURE LOVES YOU GUYS!!!! you guys are so two faced and fake like the people you "showcase" he hates you guys and you lick his ass EVERY CHANCE YOU GET!!! tmz is quickly turing into the joke site with 0 street credit, keep wasting your time on stories of harvey sing a song from 60 years ago!!!!!! wow, that's what people want these days!! rock on *******s!!!

That, 'Break a leg.' at the bottom of the video just made my day! Think TMZ meant it literally?=P

Sheen in Chicago: 'It Was God Awful'

Palatine resident Mark Janz saw Charlie Sheen's show at the Chicago Theatre Sunday.

Charlie Sheen's Sunday show in Chicago was like being in the largest bar in the world, surrounded by loud drunks and being completely sober, according to a Palatine resident who was in attendance.

"I can't possibly think of a worse way to spend two hours of my life," said Mark Janz, 29, who attended the show with friends.

Janz, who said his ticket cost $130, expected a train wreck of sorts–hey it's Charlie Sheen–but he expected it to be an entertaining train wreck. Instead Janz was bored.

"It would have been better if he had put a gun to my head and just robbed me of the money," Janz said.

Sheen performed in Detroit on Saturday and was booed off the stage. His reception in Chicago was better. According to TMZ.com, the show changed substantially from Detroit. For Janz, however, the changes did not equate to quality.

"It was just so random, with this weird comic asking him scripted questions and people just throwing out T-shirts," Janz said.

Janz said the highlight of the evening came early when a man described by Janz as heavy set and hairy challenged Sheen to take off his clothes. The man and Sheen ended up exchanging shirts.

Janz said he feels "dumb" for having bought a ticket. He said he was intrigued by Sheen's behavior and he had hoped to possibly gain some insight into Sheen's life, find out what the deal is with his behavior and reported substance abuse, or at least get a behind-the-scenes view of what it's like to be someone like Sheen.

Instead, Janz said the crowd screamed nonsensically throughout the show, Sheen referred to himself in the third person and regurgitated "Sheenisms," and it ended with Sheen reading an "incoherent" letter from his girlfriend.

"It was God awful," Janz said.

http://palatine.patch.com/articles/sheen-in-chicago-it-was-god-awful#

HA HA....HIS MOUTH MAKES ME LAUGH. HE LOOK LIKE HE EXHAUSTED OR JUST FROM HAVING SOME BAD CRACK.

why would you even show that nothing vid
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What a total freak.

It's all a big hoax. Sheen is the winner when it comes to stealing other people's money and the audience is the loser.

HEY TMZ you guys are so in love with this guy how did you miss the best part (i think) of his show:
The Plaza Debacle: "Here's what really sucks: I never f--ked her! And that's the f--king truth. You owe me a watch and some f--king love. That's what TMZ won't f--king tell you. Trolls, Music, and Zombies that's what it f--king stands for."

BOY, HE SURE LOVES YOU GUYS!!!! you guys are so two faced and fake like the people you "showcase" he hates you guys and you lick his ass EVERY CHANCE YOU GET!!! tmz is quickly turing into the joke site with 0 street credit, keep wasting your time on stories of harvey sing a song from 60 years ago!!!!!! wow, that's what people want these days!! rock on *******s!!!

Posted at 11:33 PM on Apr 3, 2011 by Charles

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God, you are so off base here. LMAO!! TMZ loves Charlie?? Are you insane?? Can't you see what kind of bad publicity tehyr are giving him?? Nicely wrapped up and subtle sometimes, but still BAD as hell. TMZ is owned by WB, FGS. Add tow and two together.
And I couldn't agree more with Charlie about TMZ, btw. LOL

I guess those idiots who gave Charlie that "hero's welcome" tonight in Chicago didn't watch the news or see the reviews and outrage after last night's "performance" in Detroit.

Boy, won't they be surprised? LOLOL

Posted at 5:31 PM on Apr 3, 2011 by GeneL

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Oops. Looks to me that you were the one surprised. LOL!

• We all have "stuff" that we need to work out. We all have issues (behavioral or otherwise) that need to be confronted in our lives only we don't all take to the stage and make fools of ourselves while doing so
Some of us suffer serious trauma. But others, simply because of life cir***stances, have demons amplified beyond all reasonable proportion.
It is easy to dismiss Charlie Sheen as a spoiled child who has squandered his opportunities, indulged his vices and refused to grow up. Personally, I find him repulsive. But I think there's more to it than that. If Charlie Sheen had had a life outside the Hollywood circus - say, if he had been a mid level executive at an insurance company somewhere in New York - he may have had to face alcoholism, infidelity issues, anger management.... and dealt with his issues and got on with his life. He would have had to work.
But in Hollywood he has had cocaine, alcohol and hookers literally thrown at him. The number of agents, lawyers, executives and star ****ers who have cluttered up his life and who have commoditized him, used him and traded him as a form of currency, is enormous. His demons have not only been facilitated within the Hollywood system but actually celebrated - until the investment required in maintaining him was greater than the return.
People need to assume responsibility for their actions and Charlie Sheen is no exception. But he's also a Frankenstein partially created by a pretty sick (Hollyweird) society.

Thats got to be the worst video I have ever seen. I hope you did not pay the crew for that clip. (nice shot of the pavement there at the end)???? and you have the balls to run a commercial before we can even see it!!???

the mafia should have whacked Charlie in Chicago and everyone who actually bought tickets for the disaster.

Doing standup, Charlie Sheen’s out of his league

BY RICHARD ROEPER

Chicago Sun-Times

Last Modified: Apr 4, 2011 02:06AM

Charlie Sheen would return to “Two and a Half Men” if asked, he was supposed to do “The Karate Kid” but was already committed to “Grizzly 2: The Predator,” and his impression of Chicago Police officers is they’d extract some “flashlight justice” on troublemakers in a heartbeat.

And so it goes.

One night after the reportedly disastrous show in Detroit that resulted in heckling, walkouts and speculation the “Torpedo of Truth” tour would be truncated, Sheen took the stage at the Chicago Theatre as the exuberant crowd chanted “Detroit sucks!”

This show, such as it was, consisted of Sheen and a gum-chewing, unfunny Joey Scoleri (Sheen’s manager and tour co-producer) onstage with a guitarist. There was some audience participation, as when Sheen exchanged shirts with a burly back-haired guy and when a few goddess-wannabes made apparently drunken attempts to get Charlie’s attention, but for the most part it was Sheen smoking and rambling.

That almost nobody walked out is either a testament to the patience of Chicago audiences or the fact that folks figured they’d already paid, so why not stick around to see if anything interesting will happen?

It never really did.

The so-called “goddesses” made a brief appearance, Sheen told stories of drug use and Internet porn, and he occasionally got impatient with the constant interruptions, at one point barking, “I f------ talk, you listen!” And that was about it. Not really a trainwreck, just a little bit sad and more than a little bit tedious.

Among the Sheen-isms:

“I discovered the Internet and crack on the same night.”

“Is it me or is [it hotter than] a Cambodian outhouse in a heat wave in here?”

“On the same night, I had Mick Jagger and Eddie Van Halen fetch me a beer.”

“[Martin Sheen] is still my dad, he still murdered Colonel Kurtz.”

“I don’t know, what do I know? Nothing.”

Finally, Sheen read a long letter from a fan saying how great he is, the lights went up, and that was that.

Is that all there is?

Talent wins.

It might not always pay, but it wins.

When the Situation of “Jersey Shore” tried to play with the big boys and girls at a Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump a few weeks ago, of course he bombed. The guy’s a reality TV creation who had never done stand-up, and all of a sudden he’s sharing the stage with veterans such as Jeffrey Ross and Whitney ***mings.

When a Kim Kardashian or a Heidi Montag or Paris Hilton “drop” a new single, which is inevitably some deeply Auto-tuned, mist weight dance number, you know these no-talents can’t duplicate even their crappy pop sounds live onstage.

And so it was that Charlie Sheen was doomed to fail as a live act.

Sheen has a limited but undeniable skill set as an actor, interpreting other people’s writing. He was perfectly cast in “Two and a Half Men,” and of course he has a long list of feature credits, from “Platoon” and “Wall Street” to “Major League.”

But to command a stage in front of a large audience, you have to bring it. Whether you’re a storyteller, a trained actor doing theater, a singer who can give the audience chills or a stand-up who has spent the obligatory 10,000 hours honing 75 minutes of material, by the time you’re doing your thing in front of a crowd of thousands, you’re in command — or you’re toast.

It would have been an upset if Sheen hadn’t bombed in his debut in Detroit or if the revamped but still underwhelming in Chicago had killed. There’s no there there.

The night before Sheen took the stage in Detroit, Stephen Colbert appeared on Jimmy Fallon’s show to do a rendition of “Friday,” the YouTube/iTunes mega-hit sung by 13-year-old Rebecca Black that spawned tens of millions of views, hundreds of thousands of comments and innumerable parodies. Clad in a tux, Colbert (backed by the Roots) did a killer rendition of the “Friday,” with Fallon and “American Idol’s” Taylor Hicks joining in the fun.

It was epic. Worthy of an Emmy and a Grammy. (A Gremmy!) Even though Colbert and Co. were having fun with the song, they weren’t making fun of the kid. The end results was a silly, stupid, brilliantly orchestrated piece of musical comedy.

Sheen and his rapper pal and his porn star goddess can’t do anything like that because they don’t have the comedic sensibilities or the gifts to pull it off.

Talent wins.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/roeper/4639463-417/doing-standupcharlies-outof-his-league.html

Can't believe that somebody is really going to see the loser!
One line 5 words man! I can only imagine what the audience looks like!!!