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Celebrity Justice5/7/2011 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie to Twins: Can You Say 'Mommy's in Rehab?'

Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... he's teaching his 2-year-old twin boys new words this weekend -- like "rehab" -- because he wants them to know where their mother spends so much time.

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Charlie tells TMZ ... it's the first time he's been able to spend a weekend with Bob and Max since the judge took custody away from him back in March.

Charlie says he's spending the weekend expanding the boys' vocabulary: "I am teaching them words, because they're speaking now.  I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom is." 

Charlie has settled his custody dispute with Brooke Mueller, but it sound like it's still game on.

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ihatecharliecokehead:  293 days ago

Teach them the word CRAZY, because that is what you are Charlie.

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kingborg:  293 days ago

teach them the word cokehead!!! so they know what YOU are!

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Googie:  293 days ago

This kind of behavior by Sheen should be proof he should not be allowed to have the children. Where is the court appointed/approved nanny or whoever is supposed to be with Sheen to guarantee that Sheen behaves? At least there's a chance Brooke will sober up & be a proper parent. But Sheen appears to have fried his brain on dope & is now permanently mentally ill and should not have custody of his kids, not even an hour.

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Googie:  293 days ago

If this isn't proof that Sheen should not have his twins. I don't care if their mother is in rehab or not, he should not make disparaging remarks about their mother. At least there's a chance Brooke can sober up, but Sheen gives impression that he is permanently mentally ill. Where is the nanny or who ever is supposed to be watching the kids while in Sheen's custody.

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ksis:  293 days ago

Hehehe. Now, TMZ...Is it the same like when HE TOLD YOU that he bailed out Lenny Dykstra?? I wonder why he hasn't sued your asses yet. LOL
Now, if he DID say that and you are taking that seriously, you are all dumber than I thought.
But then again...Their Mother IS in rehab, so the boys should know the truth:)

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DatDogBitez:  293 days ago

What a self-righteous a.s.s.

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Mr Furley:  293 days ago

Yes, The Twins are off to a good start as far as respecting women as well as Charlie does. Nice mother's Day present. = LOOOOOO-ZING!!!

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ksis:  293 days ago

@Googie

Since when "REHAB" is a disparaging remark? LOL And their father already IS sober. Brooke ONLY has a CHANCE.;)

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Mr Furley:  293 days ago

I guess next up in the vocabulary lession will be
can you say, "Please get that Hooker out of my closet-she's wasting WAY too much of my blow."

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Roast_Beef:  293 days ago

I suppose he's already taught them the Mommy's a wh@re and slut lingo or is he going alphabetically?

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Harveys boyfriend:  293 days ago

Charlie needs his engrams eliminated.I could use the E-meter to confirm that the engram's "charge" has been dissipated and the "warlock" 'cleared' of harmful memories and evil Thetans...call us, you got the digits..

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Jodi:  293 days ago

Hey Charlie while you are at it teach them to say "crackhead" so they will always know what their father is.

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Brooke:  293 days ago

Lol!!!!

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Mr Furley:  293 days ago

What also is HILARIOUS- the Charlites bash the heck out of Brooke, YET the relapsing Drug-addict has been chosen time & time again over Charlie as the fitter parent in the court of law.. How embarrassing can THAT be???????
Looooooooo-ZING big time.

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ksis:  293 days ago

Yes, it is very embarrassing. For the American judicial sysytem.

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