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Ashton & Chuck Caption Contest

The Winner!

5/17/2011 2:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Ashton, we can't change the name of the show, you're going to have to learn fractions."

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You just read the WINNING TMZ photo caption contest entry ... submitted by commenter "James Harbinson" -- who just scored TWO classy TMZ t-shirts!!!! 

Fear not non-winners ... we'll have another captions contest again VERY soon ... so keep checkin' back to the site!!!

Feel free to express your outrage in the comment section below .

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31.

diana    

Fuuny! But I think Aston knows his fractions....he even knows square roots.

1256 days ago
32.

Roxanne Stones    

There were much better ones.

1256 days ago
33.

bufufubu    

I like mine better, "Lose the beard (aka Demi) Ashton, the facial hair can stay."

1256 days ago
34.

Italia    

I would LOVE to have a TMZ t-shirt. Can I have one please or where can I guy one?

Whatever Chuck Lorre and Ashton Kutcher said, I don't care, I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SHOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

YAHOOOOOO!

I sure hope Ashton doesn't bring Grandma Demi on the show. Makes me wanna barf just thinking about her old a$$.

1256 days ago
35.

J Byrd    

Daddy Like.

1256 days ago
36.

Tim    

its honestly not funny

1256 days ago
37.

John the Lawyer    

Recount!! Oh wait this aint Florida

1256 days ago
38.

soulofanangel    


HARVEY'S a lawyer what a contract he made

A contest no rights and so little "paid".

Copyright 2011 soulofanangel

1256 days ago
39.

walax    

Needs a comic bubble...

1256 days ago
40.

readycarlos    

Ashton tweeted when he got the part: "What's the square root of 6.25?" I think his math skills are pretty solid. This winning caption is a HUGE FAIL!

1256 days ago
41.

Lauriebusy    

really? that's the best caption the TMZ viewer's could come up with? that doesn't say much for your audience, but then again, neither do any of the polls.

1256 days ago
42.

CC    

Outraged!

1256 days ago
43.

CC    

OK, kinda funny....

1256 days ago
44.

Flying Blind    

You left Tyler in charge of picking the winner? Nice kid, I'm sure, he answer's the phone, just look at the runner ups much less the winner.

OK, how about: Look Austin, I've been really busy over the last few years and well, they said "Demi Moore's husband", well I thought, you know Bruce Willis ........ HELL YOW ..... and so ......

1256 days ago
45.

Tammy    

It's amusing, but not funny. This was a bad choice, but ... whatever.

1256 days ago
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