Ashton & Chuck Caption Contest -- The Winner!

Fuuny! But I think Aston knows his fractions....he even knows square roots.

There were much better ones.

I like mine better, "Lose the beard (aka Demi) Ashton, the facial hair can stay."

I would LOVE to have a TMZ t-shirt. Can I have one please or where can I guy one?

Whatever Chuck Lorre and Ashton Kutcher said, I don't care, I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SHOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

YAHOOOOOO!

I sure hope Ashton doesn't bring Grandma Demi on the show. Makes me wanna barf just thinking about her old a$$.

Daddy Like.

its honestly not funny

Recount!! Oh wait this aint Florida

HARVEY'S a lawyer what a contract he made

A contest no rights and so little "paid".

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Needs a comic bubble...

Ashton tweeted when he got the part: "What's the square root of 6.25?" I think his math skills are pretty solid. This winning caption is a HUGE FAIL!

really? that's the best caption the TMZ viewer's could come up with? that doesn't say much for your audience, but then again, neither do any of the polls.

Outraged!

OK, kinda funny....

You left Tyler in charge of picking the winner? Nice kid, I'm sure, he answer's the phone, just look at the runner ups much less the winner.

OK, how about: Look Austin, I've been really busy over the last few years and well, they said "Demi Moore's husband", well I thought, you know Bruce Willis ........ HELL YOW ..... and so ......

It's amusing, but not funny. This was a bad choice, but ... whatever.