Crystal Harris -- Single Lady Tour Rolls On

And we care?? gold digging whore skank!

What the hell is wrong with her mouth? She has a HUGE, freaky looking mouth. She makes Julia Roberts' mouth look dainty. Like a horse. Playboy is going bankrupt from her plastic surgery yet
her hands are huge. Too bad the French haven't perfected the hand transplant. Why not pay some pretty chicks to hang out with her? When you look like she does, you need to keep ugly chicks around so you look good. So, what's with all the homely broads? It looks like she's at some kind of tranny event. The thing in the blue dress is not a chick, no way.
Good thing she took off. Hef's new chick is hot. Also, she's a woman.

Sans wedding ring? Well of course not, she opened her eyes and got out before she realized she would have to take him his metamucil and rub his corns.

She is SINGLE why would she not party it up? You guys are shocked that a hot blond didnt want to marry an old man? She can make money off being his ex so no need for that. I suppose you thought they were n love? All hef " gf" were just for show after some point? Even Kendra was his "gf" for publicity

Louise what you said made absolutely no sense heres a quote

"Why not pay some pretty chicks to hang out with her? When you look like she does, you need to keep ugly chicks around so you look good. So, what's with all the homely broads?"

What? Why would she pay pretty chicks to hang out with her if she ought to hang out with ugly chicks to make her look better? And I bet with a name like Louise you're a real sex kitten. I imagine some old lady with wrinkly legs in fuzzy slippers and frizzy choppy hair in need of a touch up.

nobody is physically perfect, thats not a requirement to be a playboy model.

These are the requirements:

breast implants
tan skin
long bleached hair
skinny

It HAS never been a requirement to be actually pretty to be in playboy or a stripper, quit acting surprised.

Hef actually likes the weird looking ones, hes kinky like that.

12-10-2011 Crystal who?

what a whore.

WHY THI B I TC H IS FAMOUS' I MEAN WHAT WORK SHE HAS DONE TO GET FAME?....******* WITH THAT OLD S T U P I D - I D I O T !!!!
WHAT A TRASH OF GIRL PFFFF

isnt her 15 minutes over yet

I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360... and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, MetaCent.com