TMZ's very own Mike Walters and his wife became proud parents to a bouncing baby boy yesterday -- and this morning, he described the birth the best way he could ... with whistles and sound effects!
Congrats!

With his head so far up Charlie Sheen's butt, who knew Mike Walters had time to father a child. Multitasking, I suppose. Maybe being a father will mature him. Anyway, congratulations.
Sure he didn't confuse it with that bag of Doritos he had? People, learn about JFK, 911 and the moon!
I pray every day TMZ fires this tool. Everyone I know thinks this guy can be replaced with a bobble head of Peter Griffin. And the bobble head would be cooler.
Congrats Mike & Christina. What a lovely little baby boy. so pleased for you both.
From New Zealand
Wooo******hat's the sound of a baby coming out of the birth canal!! Never had one myself but, watched both my nephews come into this world each time it was Wooosh!
Congrats on your new baby boy! However all I heard was I, I,I. I am sure your wife did all the work, so congrats to her too!
As a good friend, and associate of Mike's I'd like to congratulate him and Kristina. That little guy is going to be a tiger!
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