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Steven Seagal

Gunning to Catch Illegal Aliens

10/17/2011 11:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

1017_steven_segal_PCNMexicans looking to sneak into the United States have a brand new obstacle ... a gun-toting Steven Seagal ... who has just become an official border sheriff in Texas.

Seagal was sworn in as a sheriff's deputy in Hudspeth County, Texas this weekend ... and according to a sheriff's dept. spokesman, he'll be working full-time to help secure the border Texas shares with Mexico.

Shockingly, the rep insists Seagal's work with the department has nothing to do with his A&E reality show, "Steven Seagal: Lawman."

One of the sheriffs told, "It became very clear to me that Mr. Seagal is not in this for the celebrity or the publicity ... He's like the rest of us that live down here, he has a sincere passion for his country and he wants to do more to help."


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NOW if they get Chuck Norris to Patrol too, NO ONE would dare cross ilegaly! an F'n fortress! NO WAY MAN!

1104 days ago


Nice moomoo Seagal--what a fat turd!!! You better be a good shot because you are certainly are not going to outrun anybody. How many chins do you have, fatboy?

1104 days ago

en Todo Momento!!    

maybe that is like the name for a new video game? by the looks of them two, you'd think so...(FAT!!!)

1104 days ago


How is his fat ass going to catch anyone?

1104 days ago


What kind of shoe polish does he use on that head of his?

1104 days ago


"Alright y'all, keep your eyes peeled and your guns ready.There's a heap of Mexicans out there who want nothin' more than to sneak past our border, and we've gotta stop them!"

1104 days ago


pretty ignorant of TMZ...Mexicans??? ONLY MEXICANS? not philipinos, hondurans, Salvadorans, Guatamalen, Pakastan ppl...should i go on...this is the US/Mexico BORDER BUT PRETTY DAMN IGNORANT TO SAY MEXICANS only, as to insinuate they are the only ones doing it..and Segall..that WIFE BEATER looks like an illegal Latino himself..except fat..and bloated.

1104 days ago


look I will not say that is ok to cross any border with out a visa but ..shoot first ask later?? and you have the right to say that because…. you serve your country?? Is this how you serve your country ? so you are saying is ok to be a cold blood killer?? wow maybe you need I little therapy for all these 26 years you serve. remember that at the end everyone is a human being, scary that some people think like this

1104 days ago


He is protecting the US citizens from finding freedom and jobs in Mexico.

Working for the criminals in government is lame.

1104 days ago


Who on earth would want to live in a fascist police state filled with Monsanto genetically-modified foods?

The truth is he is protecting US citizens from escaping to the freedom of Mexico, the land of oppourtunity.

1104 days ago

Dan da man    

From the looks of it...a couple of wet backs are hiding underneath his shirt!!

1104 days ago


Who's the fat guy with the Cop?

1104 days ago

S D M F    

What a has been tub of sh*t this guy is!! Trying oh so desperately to stay relevant.
Fat Bastard!

1104 days ago


Steve Seagal, cleaning up our nation's borders one day at a time with only one hand at a time, since the other hand is usually tied behind his back (for show, strictly show..)

1104 days ago


Hefty Hefty cinch sack!

1104 days ago
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