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Chippendales to Kris Humphries:

We Can Heal You

11/2/2011 1:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Kris Humphries' divorce could be the best thing to ever happen to his career ... cause the out-of-work NBA star's been flooded with job offers ever since Kim K. dropped the hammer.

TMZ has learned ... Chippendales in Vegas has already reached out to Humphries, hoping to fill their empty celebrity MC spot at the Rio -- previously occupied by ex-98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons.

A rep for the show tells us, " We figured since he was unemployed and, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Kim Kardashian, a gig at Chippendales might be the perfect job to help restore his faith in women."

And that's not all ... a dating website called LocalHotClassifieds.com claims it's willing to match Kris' salary on "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" if he'll agree to become their new spokesman.

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No word if he'll take either of the gigs, but with hope for a 2011-12 NBA season fading away, it doesn't hurt to have options.

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nancy    

why don't you guys all go out to E and protest about this s*** bag family and have TMZ come and film this! believe me, that would help and would get these idiots of the screen for sure and transport the pictures around the world!

1004 days ago
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Jackie    

Ha ha....don't do the scam jobs please. Kris just feel happy that you are out of that f!cking whore family. Plenty of fish in the sea.

1004 days ago
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Brooke    

"A gig at Chippendales might be the perfect job to help restore his faith in women."
Seriously? When I was a stripper, I pretty much lost faith in humanity. Why would someone who could afford not to strip choose to?

1004 days ago
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CatherineOfSiena    

Kris is a GORGEOUS homosexual and we want to see Kris nude!

1004 days ago
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ANONYM    

I think it s another big error to accept that. Kris Jenner is going to exploit this and make Kim a victim of Kris ambitions for fame and money. I think Kris has to stay an athlete.

1004 days ago
6.

Sally    

Go Kris Humphries - we are on your side. You are lucky to be out of that family.

1004 days ago
7.

Reading is Fundamental    

Go Kris...make that money that she wined and complained that you weren't trying to make. Explore all offers and my all means...please write a tell-all book about your relationship with Kim and her money hungry family.

America wants to know the "real deal"...LOL!!!

1004 days ago
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nonya    

Did anyone read this ? Whole marriage was a sham...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2054073/Was-Italian-basketball-player-Kim-Kardashians-choice-husband-New-rumours-set-rock-couple.html

1004 days ago
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bunny    

Gross, nobody needs to see that.

1004 days ago
10.

Truth    

More paid ads posted as a story by TMZ. What a racket you guys have.

1004 days ago
11.

I am me bitchez    

Kris Humphries is ugly. He looks like he should have been on the Geico commercials as one of the cavemen.

1004 days ago
12.

Cooley    

Being the moocher and social climber he is, I'm sure he missing partying on Kim's bank. But surely, he wouldn't stoop this low? Well, he is Kris, so maybe.

1003 days ago
13.

redskin    

Hey Humph you big old corn fed dufus...go back to mommy in MN and take that loser linsey lowlife with you...you deserve each other!

1003 days ago
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Brenda    

He should consider himself lucky to be rid of her! He does need an attitude change tho he acts like a prick good for u too! Im on the fence idk who i dislike more hahahaha

1003 days ago
15.

For Sooth?    

Well I think we will have new Saying in the US - You've been "Kardashianed" - as in taken for a ride, boondoggled, swindled, played for money, used and abused, lied to so you will say "I do" for ratings and MONEY. You all get the point, I'm sure.

Kris H, you've escaped their web. Rejoice, you get your dignity back.

1003 days ago

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