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Lindsay Lohan

Counting Down the Days ...

11/6/2011 2:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan will be turning herself in to jail any day now ... so she enjoyed one of her last night's on the outside by hitting up the popular Venice sushi joint Wabi-Sabi.

In reality ... Lindsay probably won't be locked up long enough to even miss one meal.


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Leave my super sweet and sexy Lindsay alone!

1080 days ago


And Hillbilly in the Corner eat dinner at TacoBell and spent most of the night up with a upset stomach....both stories are not even remotely news worthy but Harvey's got to keep the clicks going and he will whip up his Lindsay pony into a trot every few hours...

After all Kim's gone into hiding (LOL) and he needs filler for his site....
The Kardashions are about as stupid as the Lohans when it come to planning how to keep their game going....
Hint: Do not release a promo for you new fall show which HINTS of major change as the one about Kim and Courtny takes so blantinly obivous what was going to happen . Kim and Kris getting out of the copter first followed by the smearking sister and then the rest...Lol....kind of Obsious even to a three year old that something major was in the works....and then announce a devorce and act like it is real....Both the Lohans and the Kardashion are low life Grifters and Con artist who like those traveling Gypsy troops come to town selling their fake goods and having run ins with the law till they are run out of town....
Had a group thru here this summer paving drive ways and painting barn tops silver....neighbor had his barn painted and the first big rain storm we had after that that paint ran back off and down the sides of his barn and them poor cows walked around with silver hoofs for a couple of weeks afterward....they were Glamour Cows in silverheels...sort of like Lindsay with her silver shoes and her udders hanging to her waist....and Kim and her big butt....
Ok...Ok....I'm back in control...I think..can't tell this morning ...think its a good time to work on my story ...
cause I'm full of words today.....

1080 days ago


It was pretty obvious the way she was snubbed all night at the J Edgar after party that she crashed (how many is that now?) that the real A list stars think she should be locked up as well. Meryl Streep would have even gave her the cold shoulder. That's what's gonna kill her mentally. Yes, she isn't doing any jail but in Hollywood she's desperately trying to hob nob with real stars and nobody wants a thing to do with her. I'm sure Clint Eastwood was going to make an effort to put away some time and mingle with this convict.

Also, whoever says she is a good actor, what is that based on? She hasn't done anything since 2005 and that was a Disney film.

1080 days ago


How long can you go without washing fake hair?
It must smell awful with the way she chain smokes.
Her breath must be horrible too since she has such poor hygiene.
Stale smoke in her clothes, lets not forget she wears skirts without panties (ugh!).

Can you imagine getting stuck sitting next to her on a plane?

1080 days ago


She smokes PARLIMENTS? How ghetto. But Parliment filters are pretty handy for snorting coke, eh LiLo?

1080 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

Uh oh, the only time Lindsay Takemypicturepleasepleaseplease Lohan covers up for the camera is when she is loaded......

1080 days ago


Whats up with her teeth???

1080 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

Oh, I get it! Looks like she went out without her flipper teeth in.

1080 days ago


Awesome she looks great.
Can't wait until she finally gets it over with.

1080 days ago

Ghost Rider    

Lindsay Lohan is in the 1%.

1080 days ago

Ghost Rider    

I would rather start hearing about Teen Bride Cortney Strodden. That guy who married her Doug Hutchinson sure does look happy all the time. I wonder what it is like to be that happy.

1080 days ago


Looks like Linds got her dental work done in TJ

1080 days ago


Really not worth the time wasting it on this disgusting woman but I do think it's hilarious the snubbing she got when she CRASHED Dicapprio's party. Seriously, can you imagine what the A listers thought when they saw this skank F lister showing up uninvited? I almost feel sorry for her cuz she is just absolutely clueless of how disgusting she is. And she is getting so ugly. Pretty soon even cheap European mags won't want her.

1080 days ago


What, TMZ? No coverage of Lindsay crashing yet another party, being uniformly rebuffed by all present, and throwing a temper tantrum? Since you will not take readers suggestions to stop featuring this train wreck, at least even out your coverage. Her career was over a long while ago. No one wants anything to do with her. She will continue to lie, cheat, steal, and blame everyone else for the demise of her reputation and prospects in the industry. There is no entertainment value in watching that process.

1080 days ago


vinsetta: 24 minutes ago

Gets what over with? OD'ing? Do you know what meth is? It's like shoving any mixture of chemicals under your sink into your body? And does it show on her, particularly the teeth and the surrounding gross gums.

Gets the mandatory 30 day jail sentence over with .

1080 days ago
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