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Church of Satan

Tim Tebow's Delusional

... BUT IT'S WORKING

12/12/2011 3:17 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Peter H. Gilmore -- a high priest in the Church of Satan
God is not helping Tim Tebow ... this according to a rep for The Church of Satan.

But there is a devilish twist ... the rep tells us Tim's faith COULD actually play a significant role in his success on the field.

TMZ spoke with Magus Peter H. Gilmore -- a high priest in the Church -- who tells us it doesn't make sense to say God is helping Tim win games ... because that would mean God's actively making other teams lose ... and why would God do that?

But what does make sense is Tebow's mental state -- Gilmore tells us, "Those who have a winning attitude tend to do better, and whatever fuels such team spirit, be it religious fervor or simply an overwhelming desire to succeed, is the real source for success."

Gilmore adds, "Satanists are atheists, and we would consider any triumph to rely on a combination of skill and luck – most certainly not in any form of supernatural intervention from either Heaven or Hell."

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1.

Abe    

Who the hell is Tim Tebow?

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963 days ago
2.

Alice    

Common sense at last!!!

963 days ago
3.

Cujeaux    

BS! Satanists fully expect the devil to intervene on their behalf.

963 days ago
4.

haskel420    

Peter 'Happy' Gilmore

963 days ago
5.

StevenB    

Just once I would like to hear all those people who claim 'god' gave them success to also give him credit for their failures.

Seriously. I want to hear someone say, "Well, we would have won, should have won, except god made my boy drop that pass in the endzone as time ran out."

963 days ago
6.

Denver    

Interesting that common sense would come from a self proclaimed "satanist". There is no supreme being that says this quarterback will play better than another. There is no God that prefers Green Bay over Washington. I respect people's belief in their own imaginary friend, but this Tebow business is past ridiculous. The media needs a new hero and hopefully have gotten the message it isnt Tiger. Unfortunately, now it's Tebow. Denver's been lucky. It wont last. Sorry kids, he isnt that good. Just lucky.

963 days ago
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Seldombinlaid    

Oh my. You really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find this individual. TMZ This just isn't your day is it? God Bless

963 days ago
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TRUTHSAYER    

"Satanists are atheists"


FINALLY!!!! This explains the unwarranted & uncontrollable anger.

963 days ago
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mebrat24    

Why would you give this piece of chit any air time, shame on you. Harvey you should feel proud of yourself- total disgust

963 days ago
10.

DougT    

Atheists are not satanist you moron. Neither satan nor god exist.

963 days ago
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KenzieQ    

Agree 100% I don't believe in god, but if there was a god I sure as h e ll hope football would be not be something he would be putting his energy into. Power of positive thinking, believing in yourself + L U C K

963 days ago
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Phreaky    

Hail Stanton

963 days ago
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sPaNkdEnALgAs    

That's the "law of attraction" doing its job.....

963 days ago
14.

Eric    

I want to jump in here and say that Satanists are NOT atheists! Everything that guy said made sense, and it's common sense like that that you'll never find coming from a christian.

But he's wrong about atheists.

963 days ago
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El Topo    

Church of Satan is going down! Team Ninja baby!

963 days ago
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