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TMZ Sports12/12/2011 3:17 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Church of Satan Tim Tebow's Delusional ... BUT IT'S WORKING

Peter H. Gilmore -- a high priest in the Church of Satan
God is not helping Tim Tebow ... this according to a rep for The Church of Satan.

But there is a devilish twist ... the rep tells us Tim's faith COULD actually play a significant role in his success on the field.

TMZ spoke with Magus Peter H. Gilmore -- a high priest in the Church -- who tells us it doesn't make sense to say God is helping Tim win games ... because that would mean God's actively making other teams lose ... and why would God do that?

But what does make sense is Tebow's mental state -- Gilmore tells us, "Those who have a winning attitude tend to do better, and whatever fuels such team spirit, be it religious fervor or simply an overwhelming desire to succeed, is the real source for success."

Gilmore adds, "Satanists are atheists, and we would consider any triumph to rely on a combination of skill and luck – most certainly not in any form of supernatural intervention from either Heaven or Hell."

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Abe:  73 days ago

Who the hell is Tim Tebow?

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Alice:  73 days ago

Common sense at last!!!

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Cujeaux:  73 days ago

BS! Satanists fully expect the devil to intervene on their behalf.

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haskel420:  73 days ago

Peter 'Happy' Gilmore

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StevenB:  73 days ago

Just once I would like to hear all those people who claim 'god' gave them success to also give him credit for their failures.

Seriously. I want to hear someone say, "Well, we would have won, should have won, except god made my boy drop that pass in the endzone as time ran out."

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Denver:  73 days ago

Interesting that common sense would come from a self proclaimed "satanist". There is no supreme being that says this quarterback will play better than another. There is no God that prefers Green Bay over Washington. I respect people's belief in their own imaginary friend, but this Tebow business is past ridiculous. The media needs a new hero and hopefully have gotten the message it isnt Tiger. Unfortunately, now it's Tebow. Denver's been lucky. It wont last. Sorry kids, he isnt that good. Just lucky.

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Seldombinlaid:  73 days ago

Oh my. You really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find this individual. TMZ This just isn't your day is it? God Bless

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TRUTHSAYER:  73 days ago

"Satanists are atheists"


FINALLY!!!! This explains the unwarranted & uncontrollable anger.

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mebrat24:  73 days ago

Why would you give this piece of chit any air time, shame on you. Harvey you should feel proud of yourself- total disgust

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DougT:  73 days ago

Atheists are not satanist you moron. Neither satan nor god exist.

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KenzieQ:  73 days ago

Agree 100% I don't believe in god, but if there was a god I sure as h e ll hope football would be not be something he would be putting his energy into. Power of positive thinking, believing in yourself + L U C K

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Phreaky:  73 days ago

Hail Stanton

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sPaNkdEnALgAs:  73 days ago

That's the "law of attraction" doing its job.....

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Eric:  73 days ago

I want to jump in here and say that Satanists are NOT atheists! Everything that guy said made sense, and it's common sense like that that you'll never find coming from a christian.

But he's wrong about atheists.

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Team Ninja:  73 days ago

Church of Satan is going down! Team Ninja baby!

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