Cops showed no mercy for Russell Brand moments ago in L.A. -- pulling the newly single actor over in his shiny new Land Rover ... and handing him a fat ticket.It's unclear what the citation was for -- but hey, at least his car is really nice.

You see you need to be female AND a celebrity to get out of a traffic ticket in Los Angeles.
TMZzzz... you are SO stupid. I really liked you when you first came out, but you really suck now.
I'm glad to see more women insisting on being treated with respect. And not staying in unhealthy relationships. If you are being cheated on, lied to , screamed at! hit on!! Keep it moving.
That will probably be paid by Katy -- like it or not.
What a fool she is for marrying this clown.
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