Disneyland Secrets Hardcore Tips on How to Dominate Mickey's Crib

3/1/2012 2:45 PM PST

Love the Magic Kingdom, but hate long lines? You gotta see a die-hard Disneyland fan/TMZ staffer break down the park! Dude knows so many tricks, they call him "Captain." Don't ask ... just watch.

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