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Shaq Demands Answers

Who Farted on

the Miami Heat Bench?!?

4/20/2012 8:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF



0420_shaq_primary_mediaSeveral members of the Miami Heat were attacked last night ... and the culprit was a real butthole ... this according to Shaquille O'Neal.

After the Heat dominated the Chicago Bulls ... Shaq appeared on the post-game show on TNT and pointed out a key moment in the 1st quarter .... when a bunch of the Heat guys were seen desperately trying to plug their noses.  

Shaq noted, "This is something you can't do on the bench ... somebody farted ... who farted on the bench??"

Ever the observationalist, Shaq explained ... "The fart goes 4-deep ... the fart goes 4-deep."

They all smelt it ... but which Miami Heat player dealt it?  The world may never know.

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16.

Kari    

Shaq really needed to talk about this on television? Why?

831 days ago
17.

buzz kill    

He who smelt it delt it. Shaq complains to loudly.

831 days ago
18.

Hammer    

Shaq is a clown. They practically had to show him how to play B ball in the NBA. You would never had heard of him if he wasn't 7 whatever foot.

831 days ago
19.

CLINT    

I always say, "It's better to live in shame, than to live in pain". Let 'er rip!! hahaha...ooops! I just farted. Sorry about that.

831 days ago
20.

pj    

OMG ahahha ahhaaha I LAUGHED SO HARD

831 days ago
21.

I luv u RPattz!    

Perhaps Lebron with all the hot air he's got.

831 days ago
22.

Jackie    

LMAO!!!...HA HA.

831 days ago
23.

RamHead    

Allright, allright......I did it. Satisfied now, Shaq?

831 days ago
24.

pimpc    

Maybe Kim K. opened her legs up right behind the bench.

831 days ago
25.

O-Dog2GX    

coulda came from LBJ's ego

831 days ago
26.

nof    

TNT, ABC and even CBS need more of dudes like Shaq
and Charles Barkley - more humor.


These aged, expert dry "white" commentators (Hubie Brown, Mike Breene, Verne Lundquist et al)- ? -


-Make listening to a game unbearable:


-To wit, Hubie Brown in a recent Sunday game, ABC:

"You see, Mike, right there he needed to come to a-
-jump-stop."

-Agony = Being TOLD what you're watching.


Having what you're watching DESCRIBED to you and by Whitey.


-Van Gundy/Mark Jackson had it right - humor, humor, humor.


-More black dudes, ABC.


And don't try to turn black basketball commentators into white basketball commentators, CBS.


-Bores it up.


Games are boring enough - we don't need help.

831 days ago
27.

Me    

I was an attendant on a charter flight back when Shaq was with the Lakers. He sat in the first row with Kobe and, upon landing, farted so loudly, I thought the oxygen masks were going to drop. He tried to blame it on Kobe, but we all knew who blew.

831 days ago
28.

ChrisH    

That picture is hilarious!

831 days ago
29.

soulofanangel    

Yeh, that's the caption from the American people on the state of the ECONOMIC DECLINE in the United States of America!
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831 days ago
30.

SWILSON    

Trashy people

831 days ago
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