(7:40) Lindsay Lohan raked in $2 million this year -- proving her myriad doubters wrong.
(9:30) Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan is ripped -- and we know how he stays in ridiculous shape. Too bad Mitt Romney totally screwed up his introduction.
(14:20) Bruce Jenner totally disses Usain Bolt -- saying the world's fastest man has nothing on decathletes.
(17:50) Jack Osbourne takes a shot at NBC for not letting him compete in its "Stars Earn Stripes" show. Montell Williams, who also suffers from MS, calls in to stand up for Jack.
(23:00) Want to know what Rihanna thinks about getting dumped by Nivea for being too sexy? We'll let her tell you ... with her eyes.
(27:00) NBC cuts off the end of the Olympic ceremonies to push a new show -- and people are pisssssed.
(29:21) Jennifer Aniston is engaged! Wonder how many of her cats are going to be bridesmaids. We kid, we kid.
(32:10) Michael Phelps and a couple of his bros donned banana hammocks during their chick-less vacation. Totally normal.
(34:00) The Pregnant Man calls in to vent about a judge not recognized his marriage.
(40:00) A, octogenarian multi-billionaire is getting married to a 40-year-old yoga master. Does any smell a gold-digger?
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