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Fred Willard

Lewd Conduct Course Was

'Just Like Traffic School'

9/19/2012 7:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Fred Willard says his lewd conduct case is officially closed ... telling TMZ he completed his court-ordered sex education course ... and comparing the whole thing to traffic school.

Willard had struck a deal with prosecutors after the actor was arrested for floggin' his dolphin in an L.A. adult movie theater back in July ... in which the charges would be dropped if the actor participated in an Alternative Prosecution Program.

As we previously reported, the APP was specifically tailored to Willard's alleged offense -- and in his case, the actor was required to complete a 2-week course educating him on obeying laws relating to lewd conduct.

But last night in L.A., 73-year-old Willard told us he officially graduated from the program ... telling us the course was a piece of cake ... "like traffic school."

Congrats Fred ... now please go buy a computer.


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Class Synopsis:

1. Whack it in private.
2. The end.

764 days ago


Have you no shame Sir?

764 days ago


What kind of a world do we live in when a grown man has to go to sex education classes because he spanked his carrot to a skin flick
Hell at 73 years old if you still have that kind of energy and stamina, you should get a medal

764 days ago

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

Fred can still get it up. Attaboy Fred.

764 days ago

She's baaaack    

Hey guys, is it just me or does Fred look like a deranged Mitt Romney in this picture. Take this picture and put it alongside a picture of Marshall Applewhite and you have the GOP dream team look alikes. Creepy.

764 days ago

Phishie from Philly    

I bet Fred pulled out his willy at sex Ed classes. You see people, it's not wise to take Viagra and go to a xxx movie theater.
Phishie from Philly

764 days ago

Honeys Booboo    

After his TMZ interview,
Fred went home to whip up a batch of man-gravy.
It was a furious battle with the purple headed yogurt-slinger. He then choked the Sheriff and waited for the posse to come. Hey, someone has to put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college.
Anyone else wonder if Fred squeezes
the toothpaste in the middle of the tube?

764 days ago


"...charges would be dropped"; sounds like the Californian Celebrity Courts? Those folks in that town deserved their courts, especially the folks who are really getting fvcked---the poor, for being too LAZY to get off their ass and vote the mayor, prosecutors and judges out.

764 days ago


I bet Pee-Wee Herman wishes there was a 2 week course he could have taken back when he got arrested for the same thing. It completely derailed his career. What do people think happens in XXX movie theaters anyway?

764 days ago


Dear Lord, this just goes to show even an old man can't control his animal urges. Sickening.

764 days ago


I never saw a porn movie on a big movie screen. I would imagine there are shots that would frighten you to death, thinking that thing could actually swallow you whole. I'll stick to small screens.

764 days ago

Mike The Apeman    

Does anyone else remember a bad movie he was in called Traffic School? I thought he was going to compare the course to that movie!

764 days ago


I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in that class...then again maybe not LMFAO

764 days ago


I wonder if he hung his new diploma in the den along with his other two awards for best actor in a comedy.

764 days ago


TMZ....WHY would you tell him to go and buy a computer? Don't you read your own stories? He was sent a computer when the incident happened, and you reported that he was sent a computer. Sloppy work, as usual.

764 days ago
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