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Microsoft Exec

He's Got 2 Bitches

10/16/2012 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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** WARNING -- THIS VIDEO CONTAINS VERY ADULT LANGUAGE **

By day, he's a geeky Microsoft honcho, but by night, Michael Angiulo got on stage with Too Short and rapped about f***ing 2 bitches at the same time ... and TMZ has the video.

Mike's wife threw a bash for his 40th birthday at a Seattle bar, and hired Mike's hero, Too Short, to perform for the reasonable price of $25k.

So the 2 got on stage, and Mike, who is responsible for the product planning input that drives the vision process for Windows Live and Windows Internet Explorer, killed it ... nailing every lyric. 

In case you haven't heard the song, it's a modern-day urban love story involving 2 classy dames and a gentleman caller.

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PoppinBubbly 420    

i was up at this show, its was gangsta.. Too Sheezy killed it.. nice work Mikey

655 days ago
2.

Sociopaths are Sad    

His name is Michelangelo? Um, he should be rapping about smashing 2 dudes, not 2 "b!tches". LMAO. He sounds like a piece of work and so does his rancid smelling c-nt of a wife.

655 days ago
3.

iae311    

I feel sorry for this man because he obviously was having a fun time and celebrating his birthday with friends. He will probably lose his job now because some group or organization will come after his ass demanding an apology for this, that and the other thing for daring to sing such lyrics, and not censoring himself when it came to singing the "N" word.

Sorry, guy! You killed the song, and I think also your career!

655 days ago
4.

Joe Blow    

Holy crap in a hat! No Lohan articles on the first page of TMZ! Truly this is a historic occasion that Dina won't let stand. Expect some lame garbage being passed off as news to happen within the next few hours featuring Lindsay getting a hangnail or Michael tripping over a curb, as "sources close to Lindsay" scramble to put the heat on Harvey for letting this travesty take place.

655 days ago
5.

Ashley     

Ohh His hero is too short
When he's around too short he says ohh too short
Your my guy bro i love you man..
But when too short is gone, this coward's
Weak punk and truly hateful self comes out
God I hate American white males....
You guys are the dirt of the world
Except my dad and brothers I hate every single one of you racist cowards.
You guys can't stand for anything
You take, take from black culture and love it secretly
And then you have all kinds of sh** to say
Every single one of you f-ers are like Romney
Just go along with whatever is convenient

655 days ago
6.

Scott Levy    

Wow. Looks like somebody's having a mid-life crisis. No white guy in their right mind over age 20 likes that crap. It's not music, it's garbage.

655 days ago
7.

marymac    

8th-grade boys writing for TMZ again :(

655 days ago
8.

Gretel    

I'll let you know the particulars of my employer's holiday party. You'll get lots of mileage out of that. This is not news, not celebrity news, not even interesting news to anyone except maybe people who know this guy. Is Kim constipated today? Maybe you should give Kris a call and find out.

655 days ago
9.

Diamond Goddess!    

All those MS dorks keep the local escort agencies and strip clubs in business.
Plus, they have SUPER-fugly wives (makes sense!).
This vid is BEYOND embarrassing.
When did he last listen to music? The Stone Age? Too Short? Really?
And WHAT a dirty song! He actually said the word "cl!t"!
Ugh. Typical tech L-O-S-E-R!!!

655 days ago
10.

WhyYouAsk    

Fun!

655 days ago
11.

who dat    

A pasty white guy trying to be gangsta. When you represent a high profile company, this $hit won't fly. He embarrassed himself and his company. Microsoft should fire him. Then he will have plenty of time to practice singing that garbage. His wife showed poor judgement also. No wonder they found each other.

655 days ago
12.

Zach Swan    

Nice. This dude isn't a celebrity yet TMZ decides it's cool to f@ck with his career by posting this. Idiots.

655 days ago
13.

Phishie from Philly    

You should see Bill Gates rap! You are not a real honcho if you can't rap. Word to your mother
..
Phishie from Philly

655 days ago
14.

PT    

More like token honcho.

655 days ago
15.

NOT ELMO    

WHO ??????????????????????.........................

655 days ago
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