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Harvey Levin Picks NFL Winner

'My Assistant is a Curse'

10/20/2012 3:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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We've pin-pointed the source of Harvey Levin's losing streak ... his assistant Tyler ... and now our fearless leader (2-4) has a brand new strategy to shake the monkey off his back for our week 7 matchup Ravens vs. Texans.

Heeeeere we go!

Question: Who ya got?
Harvey: Houston ... for 3 reasons. 1) home field advantage 2) Baltimore has injuries 3) Tyler is in Baltimore and I think he's gonna screw everything up for the Ravens.

Question: Cause he's cursed?
Harvey: Yes.

Question: How will Baltimore's D fare without Ray Lewis?
Harvey: I worry about Ray because now he has a lot of anger and no outlet.

Question: Did you know Texans running back Arian Foster is a vegan?
Harvey: Really? Well, I'm hopeful he will do well IF he's taking amino acids ... it's really important.

Harvey: Oh, and if he's ever in New York, go to Candle 79 ... it's fabulous ... try the fake chicken piccata, unbelievable.

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13 COMMENTS

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liquidbabydoll    

Harvey's the best

735 days ago
2.

LindaJay    

Back molars...wow

735 days ago
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Truth    

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE GAY DUDE IS (2-5), JUST SAYIN... #TRUTH!!

735 days ago
4.

charles    

nice. It is the mixing of worlds that is so exciting and fun.

735 days ago
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dyls_E    

Harvey cracks me up.

735 days ago
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mark    

god, this piece is getting old. who cares who he picks really? it's just filler nonsense no one cares about! TMZ, this crap is less fun than getting cancer. oh, i suppose liquidbabydoll disagrees with her mind-blowingly eloquent and informative comment up there at #1.

735 days ago
7.

kitnplayn    

Harvey, your messed up gayness is a curse. Gender euphoria.

735 days ago
8.

Cheryl    

So you're the reason we're 5-1. Thanks Harvey!

735 days ago
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MrCrowley73    

The Baltimore Ravens got this!!!

735 days ago
10.

MrCrowley73    

The Baltimore Ravens got this!!!

735 days ago
11.

MP    

This is my favorite part of TMZ. I think Harvey is hysterical.

734 days ago
12.

Cheryl    

6-1 now.
Guess you're not a jinx.
First time Houston beat Baltimore ever.
I'd say they should rub you for luck but you might get off on it.

731 days ago

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