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Lawyer to Chris Brown:

'I Don't Dance

... You Don't Talk'

11/1/2012 2:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Funny moment during the Chris Brown progress hearing today -- the singer tried to talk in court ... and his lawyer shut his ass down.

The hearing (stemming from the Rihanna beating case) was pretty standard ... Brown's lawyer Mark Geragos asked for permission for Brown to go on an upcoming world tour and discussed Chris' community service ... which, for once, didn't raise any red flags.

But the funniest moment happened when Chris opened his mouth in an effort to answer the judge's question regarding his tour schedule.

Before he could get a word out, Geragos stepped in and shut him up saying, "I don't dance, you don't talk."

The judge laughed ... and quipped, "We would like to see you dance, Mr. Geragos."

Don't hold your breath ...

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16.

TheEric    

First Michael Jackson now Chris Brown...They are proof that if you can dance, the justice system will turn a blind eye to anything...

659 days ago
17.

spokenword    

Hell yeah, you just got owned by your lawyer. I thought you were a thug.

659 days ago
18.

adelle    

Well well well, it appears that even the man that defends him doesn't even like him. I love how he stopped CB in his tracks to remind him that he doesn't have the intellectual capacity to play lawyer. Shut your hole and just dance you nimrod. You've already shown yourself to be a complete idiot throughout the series of poor choices you've made in your life. You're pretty much worthless when it comes to anything else.

659 days ago
19.

Vote2012    

Ho ho real funny...it amazes me people and TMZ are so interested in bottom feeders like this guy? Are these no paid losers considered our heros in the 2012? Only losers who have too much time on their hands follow no talent criminals like this guy. If you wonder why this country has down downhill, this guy is the perfect example of what we now consider "stars"

659 days ago
20.

Truth    

GERAGOS IS RIGHT.. ANYTIME BROWN OPENS HIS MOUTH ALL I HEAR IS BULLSH*T! #TRUTH!!

659 days ago
21.

verlinda    

Nothing ****s a duck but it's bill

659 days ago
22.

Mary Ann    

What ever happened when Chris stole that cell phone right out of girl's hands, then jumped into a car and left? Stealing is stealing...even if he sent her a new phone later.

659 days ago
23.

SheisHot    

Lock him up and throw away the key. He is a vile and violent dirt bag.

659 days ago
24.

fonzie    

I don't dance and you don't talk. Classic.

659 days ago
25.

paul a.    

Criminal......

659 days ago
26.

SevenCostanza    

Geragos is lucky that thug didn't shank his ass for saying that.

659 days ago
27.

RATTLESNAKE     

he looks like a lil boy in first grade sitting in that chair, not so tuff in that court is he ? punk/girl

658 days ago
28.

LCS27    

Plz, ask him to not sing too.

658 days ago
29.

joe dugan    

C.B. is a man angry with his homosexulal side

655 days ago
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