TMZ Live(0:00) Nike's CEO isn't closing the door on Lance Armstrong -- despite the vast conspiracy the scorned biker orchestrated to keep his secrets secret.
(6:00) Nicki Minaj commits the biggest meat foul of all-time -- dousing a really expensive LA steak with A1 sauce. But ... since she's paying a lot of money ... shouldn't she be able to cover it with whatever she wants?
(10:00) Nigel Lynthgoe says the only irreplaceable person on "American Idol" is...
(14:00) Al Roker hints at his own show's irrelevancy -- and he uses his poopy pants story as proof.
(18:00) A new article alleges Lindsay Lohan is a high-priced escort -- her father Michael Lohan calls in to explain how it's all a load of BS.
(24:00) Brent Musburger finally speaks out about the criticism he faced after ogling over Alabama QB AJ McCarron's girlfriend Katherine Webb -- and he doesn't think he did anything wrong.
(28:00) Megan Fox wants everyone to shit the **** up -- because she says it's harder being famous thank you think.
(33:00) Breaking news -- Notre Dame football badass Manti Te'o is in the middle of one of the most bizarre stories you'll ever hear.
(36:00) Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly from Kris Kross calls in to explain why the hell he's still wearing his pants backwards 20 years later.
(38:00) The floor is yours!