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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.

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121.

help this young woman    

Despite the storm Lindsay managed to fly out of NYC to London to see Max.

620 days ago
122.

ChubRub    

loser.grifter.family

620 days ago
123.

help this young woman    

Lindsay got a brand new Mercedes to drive to the clubs. Maybe she will run over the paparazzi again.

620 days ago
124.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

For the 'western' H8turds, is it just FU, Regi, and myself?

620 days ago
125.

janet    


Lindsay Lohan ‘Begged’ Pal To Lend Her NYC Pad — Was ‘Humiliated’ By Reports Of Living With Mom!

Posted on Feb 8, 2013 @ 11:16AM | By jenheger

Lindsay Lohan was so “humiliated” after reports broke that due to her dire financial situation she had been forced to live at home with mom, Dina Lohan in Long Island, New York, that she begged a wealthy pal to let her temporarily crash at their New York apartment, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As previously reported, Lindsay moved back into the family house – taking the same small bedroom next to her mom’s, she had during her teens – because : “She’s flat-out broke and can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood,” an insider said, adding the Liz & Dick star wouldn’t be able to pass a credit check or come up with the cash for a deposit at this time (http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/02/let-the-fur-fly-lindsay-lohan-goes-glam-at-ny-amfar-gala/).

“Lindsay was absolutely mortified and humiliated over the reports she was living back at home with Dina,” a source tells Radar. “She was thoroughly embarrassed that people knew how bad her finances are and exactly how broke she is. She immediately begged a friend to let her crash at their apartment in Soho. It’s only a matter of time though before Lindsay wears out her welcome, as inevitably always happens, because she is a total slob and smokes like a chimney . She is still trying to get her own place, but she’s totally broke , and has beyond horrible credit — right now, she probably couldn’t even get a library card. Lindsay’s bank accounts are still frozen by the IRS because she owes almost $300k in back taxes.”

Meanwhile, it looks like Lindsay found a new free of charge crash pad just in time!

As RadarOnline.com previously reported , the 26-year-old and her mercurial mom , 50, were served by Chase Bank on Thursday, informing them of intent to foreclose on the family’s $1.3 million Long Island mansion. The process server told the NY Post that the delivery was in regards to a mortgage issue involving the cash-strapped show biz family.

Dina’s financial problems have been well-chronicled throughout the years, as the show biz parent, who is reported to be more than $1 million in the red, was previously on the brink of foreclosure both last year, and in 2005.

The mother and daughter duo clashed last fall over $40,000 Lindsay loaned Dina to dodge the bank repossessing the home.

Lindsay Lohan bullshyt. Every one is lieing from California to New York except Lindsay Lohan.

620 days ago
126.

Hot Farts    

Rogue Misogynist is extremely defensive when it comes to Milo...I thought it was a necro perhaps it is gay too...are ya beating it to Milo right now Rogue Misogynist?

620 days ago
127.

help this young woman    

Lindsay decided she's not going to go to jail or court anymore, so what will the haters do now? haha

620 days ago
128.

The Big Bowowski    

Wooooooooooooow. I hope this idiot has change for a dollar cause thats about as much a his book will make for him.

620 days ago
129.

HannahF    

Maddy--this Westie is checking in.

620 days ago
130.

DeeMaree    

Anyone who would spend a penny to read anything either if these crazy parents from hell would write must be desperate for a way to waste some time. They both lie, they both sponged off their daughter to the point that they were never parents for fear of being cut off from the money, they both have let their bitterness for each other taint everything in their lives, and I wish they would just shut up. Thats it. Just SHUT UP. Don't say more in a book. Don't do more damage to your kids. Just SHUT UP.

620 days ago
131.

Dynasty    

This family is insane.

620 days ago
132.

help this young woman    

Dina's house is all paid off now by Aliana, so now all the loser haters can pick on someone else.

620 days ago
133.

help this young woman    

Dina got a million dollars for her new book, and she gets another million to do Barbara Walters, but Milo gets nothing because no one wants to read a bunch of lies.

620 days ago
134.

Reg    

Dulna and Mikey boy should collabarate together on this book and the working title should be *The Trials and Tribulations of The Von Crap Family*!!!

620 days ago
135.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

OK, I'll STOP and ruin for the rest . . . .

620 days ago
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