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Michael Lohan

I'll Hire a GOOD Lawyer

For Lindsay

3/1/2013 10:11 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Michael Lohan
is taking the judge in Lindsay Lohan's criminal case to heart ... he agrees Mark Heller is a dummy on the subject of California law ... and he wants to foot the bill for a competent attorney.

Michael tells TMZ ... He's already lined up a California criminal defense lawyer who will take the case and they've already negotiated a fee ... a fee that Michael will pay.

Michael is ballistic over Mark Heller, telling us, "This guy is a loser and will drag her down. I already started to pray to God that Lindsay fires him before it's too late."

Michael adds, "Any professional, respectable, or sure-footed lawyer would never conduct himself in this matter."

Parting shot: "This guy has 2 left feet that keep leading him into a wall."

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46.

JustDaTruth    

Good for you Michael! That guy is going to get Lindsay put into the slammer for life! Have you seen this blog on that douchebag? http://justdatruth2012.blogspot.com/2013/03/lindsay-lohan-wtf-is-up-with-mark-heller.html

539 days ago
47.

Grandma Cracker    

Douche bag Dad to the rescue. Lindsay is screwed for sure!

539 days ago
48.

Suzy Q     

Sister Mary posted a link on another thread that has a photo of Linday in a bar hours before Heller went to jail.

That photo says it all about her "committment" to change. all she needs is an autistic kid to bring her her booze.

I'm reposting Mary's link


http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/lindsay-lohan-no-show-court-judge-refuses-toss-181040154.html

539 days ago
49.

buzz kill    

Milo should just save his money for a good undertaker. Isn't 27 the magic age for loser celebs? Linds is now 26, save your money Mikey.

539 days ago
50.

Frank    

I THINK THIS GIRL (LINDSAY LOHAN) SHOULD JUST GO TO JAIL AND SPEND A GOOD TIME IN THERE. IT,S A JOKE WHAT SHE'S DOING WITH THE JUSTICES SYSTEM. AND IF WAS ONE OF US
I'LL BE IN JAIL ALONG TIME AGO AND RECEIVING MUCH NEEDED HELP.

539 days ago
51.

TexasGal    

Maybe this is LiLo's strategy. Get convicted, then a new trial based on lawyer incompetence.

539 days ago
52.

Buckaroobonzai    

Milo should worry more about his back child support payments.

539 days ago
53.

StevieTalentz    

I want to feel bad for Lindsey but it's hard to when she still thinks she's a star and acts like a super diva high paid must need act.

539 days ago
54.

bagladey    

Michael Lohan has a teenaged daughter who he has never supported for one day of her life, whom he owes child support for; he also owes child support for a couple of Dina's kids and he has a newborn son, so which children is he going to screw over more so that he can pay legal fees for his nearly 30-year-old daughter who squanders all the millions of dollars that she makes?

539 days ago
55.

Suzy Q     

Like everybody else in the world, I don't get the link between lying to the police and "rehab".


In CA, you get rehab on a drug charge. Sooooo.......what? Why are they dickering about "rehab"? Can ANYONE explain?!

539 days ago
56.

Mitzymitzy    

He wants to foot the bill with what money? The money he made off selling photos of a kid he fathered with another skank he's not married to? Oh, this guy is a douche. Whenever you guys lost a MiLo story it triggers a gag reflex. Stop.

539 days ago
57.

_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

How the ufck is he going to pay for this attorney? With his pubic hairs?

539 days ago
58.

Dawn33    

At lest her dad wants a new lawyer for her. Where's the mom ? Lindsay mom knows is a losser to. Both her parents are messed up.

539 days ago
59.

thisisme3    

Maybe, just maybe Heller is acting like a moron on purpose. If i were her lawyer, I would do anything possible to bust her ass. Of course, this is probably wishful thinking and he is a natural moron.

539 days ago
60.

Pony Princess    

LL is looking so haggard, she could be Michaels Older Sister! Michael (the father) actually looks younger than Lindsay now.

539 days ago
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