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Michael Lohan

I'll Hire a GOOD Lawyer

For Lindsay

3/1/2013 10:11 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Michael Lohan
is taking the judge in Lindsay Lohan's criminal case to heart ... he agrees Mark Heller is a dummy on the subject of California law ... and he wants to foot the bill for a competent attorney.

Michael tells TMZ ... He's already lined up a California criminal defense lawyer who will take the case and they've already negotiated a fee ... a fee that Michael will pay.

Michael is ballistic over Mark Heller, telling us, "This guy is a loser and will drag her down. I already started to pray to God that Lindsay fires him before it's too late."

Michael adds, "Any professional, respectable, or sure-footed lawyer would never conduct himself in this matter."

Parting shot: "This guy has 2 left feet that keep leading him into a wall."

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1.

DaveT    

Hire Tom Cruise from A Few Good Men, aces baby ;)

537 days ago
2.

Bruno    

Um, hello...MiLo is the one who introduced Heller to LieHo.

537 days ago
3.

snowboardchick    

I almost feel bad for the guy. He's in way over his head and keeps getting called a loser.... I think his client is a bigger loser

537 days ago
4.

neglky    

Can this bitch just go away for good. This bitch make the Kardashians look normal

537 days ago
5.

ilovegossip    

Doesn't Lindsay have to agree to this lawyer before being hired?

537 days ago
6.

jill    

of course he has to make a comment. as if she's going to take his lawyer.

537 days ago
7.

Zambonie    

oh god meatface is back in tmz news

537 days ago
8.

Lucky_130    

Would she take it though? She said she said he was dead to her not long ago.

537 days ago
9.

Sam    

But Lindsay and Dina hate you Michael, and would rather see Lindsay go down in flames then ever accept assistance from your broke azz!


Just kidding, they'd suck off the whole California Supreme Court to get Lindsay off

537 days ago
10.

Mary    

Where is ole Mikey going to get the cash to pay for a lawyer? Lilo probably won't take anything from Mike.

537 days ago
11.

notalawyer    

Be sure and show US the Canceled Check...

537 days ago
12.

D. Potter    

..."This guy is a loser and will drag her down..."Pot meet kettle...

537 days ago
13.

SMASHED    

hahaha Michael...and pay a lawyer with what? Your good looks. What a joke.

Maybe mama Lohan can hit the streets IYKWIM!!

537 days ago
14.

JennaKennedy    

Blah, blah, blah - you know she is going to take the plea deal and go to rehab. She's a fool if she goes to trial with the p.o.'d judge.

537 days ago
15.

GonzoBigD    

Heller is EXACTLY the kind of eff-up attorney that Lindsay deserves, at this point.

537 days ago
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