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Too Short

DUI Getaway ... FAIL!!

3/20/2013 11:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Rap legend Too Short got hauled in for DUI and drug possession -- which is not funny -- but the way he got arrested, according to cops, is pretty hysterical. How he allegedly screwed up ... besides the obvious.

Plus, Katherine Webb's reality TV debut on ABC was heavy on T&A ... exactly the kind of objectification the network skewered poor Brent Musberger for after the National Championship! The hypocrisy gets Harvey boiling.

And, WWE superstar Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his superhero-like rescue of his mother from a burning house.
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(0:00) Too Short is terrible at getting arrested -- he allegedly ran from the cops and then ditched drugs INSIDE the cop car. We have all the crazy details.
(7:00) Donald Trump is infuriated that Anthony Weiner is rumored to be running for NYC mayor ... and calls the guy a bunch of bad names.
(10:00) A tiny amount of weed was found on one of Rihanna's tour buses. The surprising part ... it was only a tiny amount.
(14:00) People are enraged at CNN's coverage of the Steubenville rape case ... because its anchors showed too much sympathy for the guys.
(18:00) Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his heroic rescue of his mother from a burning building.
(23:00) "Today" wants Maria Shriver in a bad way.
(25:00) The mystery continues ... Miley Cyrus is wearing her engagement ring again.
(27:00) "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham was arrested for DUI -- then denies the whole thing.
(31:00) Hypocrisy -- the same network that blasted Brent Musburger for ogling Katherine Webb pushing her bikini clad body on a new show. Harvey goes off.
(33:00) "Too Young To Marry" pays its teenage couples so little money.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Charlie Sheen -- a few poop companies don't have his back. We'll explain.
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31.

sidebar    

Harvey, you're supposed to be an educated man. Quit saying "ain't".

395 days ago
32.

What You Really Want To See    

Nah, what she's wearing is way to masculine for Bieber...

395 days ago
33.

LISA    

How old is that girl at TMZ? Is that the one who used to wear glasses?

395 days ago
34.

LISA    

Harvey is SO rude to his New York staff! Why don't you tell Fat Mike to shut it when he rambles on about how wonderful Kim Kardashian is?

395 days ago
35.

Internet Tough Guy    

Jim Morrison did anti drug PSAs

395 days ago
36.

LISA    

I agree with Harvey (!?) They should apologize to him.

395 days ago
37.

What You Really Want To See    

Oh My Gosh... and TMZ don't need to apologise to a baziliion people for making people look bad??? Get off you high shetland pony harvey...

395 days ago
38.

LISA    

I'm not OK with expoiting young people like that.

395 days ago
39.

What You Really Want To See    

Go harvey... 'nobody puts nebraska in a corner'... (sarcasm)

395 days ago
40.

LISA    

Harvey - I luv ya, but I can tell you are in a pissy mood today. Cheer up mate!

395 days ago
41.

D-INCARNATION    

Harvey wants to oil up The Masterpiece

395 days ago
42.

LISA    

LOL @ Charles!

395 days ago
43.

What You Really Want To See    

Miley gets her ring cleaned every day... and twice on Sundays... nice Dax..

395 days ago
44.

What You Really Want To See    

If poop is not legal... TMZ needs to close down immediately

395 days ago
45.

LISA    

LMAO @Harvey! Why would you know if it's legal to send poop through the mail!??

395 days ago
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