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K. Hump Goes AWOL

Score One for Kim K.

4/12/2013 11:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Finally, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian ... squaring off in divorce court -- only problem is ... Kris decided to play hooky. Now, the judge is PISSED! How will this affect the trial, and Kris' bank account?

Plus, all signs point to Kendall Jenner being the heir apparent to take the Kardashian throne away from Kim -- but the question is ... will big sis be willing to hand over the crown?

And, DMX joins TMZ Live -- UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE -- to grunt about blowing the roof off Madison Square Garden, and his other passion ... sweeping and vacuuming.
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(0:00) We'll tell you why Kris Humphries got reamed by a judge today.
(6:00) Halle Berry's stomach doubles in size in one week flat! Was she using Spanx ... and if so ... isn't that dangerous?
(10:00) Lindsay Lohan is going to Coachella ... which is the worst idea ever for someone who's about to go to rehab.
(14:00) Katherine Jackson thinks Conrad Murray and AEG are in cahoots.
(18:00) DMX calls in to talk about his badass cameo at Madison Square Garden last night!
(23:00) Kendall Jenner -- ready to take the Kardashian throne?
(25:00) Harvard students are protesting Tyga's upcoming concert because his lyrics are misogynistic -- what ever happened to free speech?
(28:00) Oscar Pistorius is being supported by an unlikely group of people.
(31:00) Randy Jackson racially profiles our cameraman ... but was there a reason behind it? 
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Ke$ha cleans up nice!

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