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Suri Cruise

I Bwoke

My Awm

8/30/2013 3:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
breaking news

0830_suri_cruise_gettyAttention citizens of Earth -- the adorable Suri Cruise has broken her arm ... so, altogether now ... Awwwwwww!

Tom Cruise's 7-year-old spawn snapped her limb recently -- proving she's much more like your average everyday 7-year-old than previously suspected.

Suri's mom Katie Holmes confirmed the injury to People magazine. She did not reveal any further details about how it happened, but you know Suri will have a seriously baller cast.

That is all. You may return to your lives now.

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Dead account Delete at will    

No Alien ship to swoop down and take the little princess up to the mother ship for immediate repair of her limb? I thought Tom had pull with the Aliens through his church.

397 days ago
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kimkardashianstalkingass    

"But dwaddy, I didn't mean ALL Scientologists are a bunch of freaked out whack jobs, just 99.9% of them. But dat gave you know right to push me into that bwick wall and huwt my arwm. Dat huwt daddy, I tink it browken. It danglwing in two pieces, waaaaaah."

397 days ago
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Toilethead    

You really should leave the kids alone.

397 days ago
4.

miss b    

Xenu,
Will heal you.

397 days ago
5.

1 opinion    

I agree. Leave the kids alone. It's just not right. Also, not funny at all.

397 days ago
6.

Ace    

She was caught reading the Bible.

397 days ago
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Donka Do Ball    

Those audits with the new e-Meters can get rough.

397 days ago
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Donka Do Ball    

She made the mistake of asking where Shelly was...

397 days ago
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Tim    

Rumour has it that she is not even a real person and they just made up a story about her birth.

Can you please look into that TMZ? I forget where I read that though so I can't help you there.

397 days ago
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max    

I wonder how Tommy Davis reacted when he found out about his daughter's injury.

397 days ago
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Factual    

She didn't give consent to have (insert noun) broken. Someone needs to be overcharged with a felony.

397 days ago
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Stiletto    

I don't EVEN want to imagine the crying/screaming fit that followed.

397 days ago
13.

HillbillyHell    

Seven years old...that's second grade, right? Isn't she a little old to be still carrying around a stuffed animal??

397 days ago
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R2D2Mama    

Tom gets to stay connected to his daughter while supporting a "religion" that forces people to disconnect from their children. I'm baffled Scientologists are not outraged by the hypocrisy.

397 days ago
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SunnyAutumn    

She recently visited her dad. May be those scientology goons were trying to get her to confess. Did your mom make you read the Bible. Did she convert you to Catholicism? Where is Leah? Have you mom been talking to her?

397 days ago
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