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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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Natasha P    

When I get off house arrest I gotta check out these Sodom & Gomorrah places!

228 days ago
92.

ruth    

Preaching biz could be very lucrative and a lot safer...

228 days ago
93.

Justin Vidal    

It's really a stash bible. He keeps his crack in there. Get well soon, X.

228 days ago
94.

antigirlygirl    

Lord, give me a sign!

228 days ago
95.

jsmooth    

God uses people like him to show that with god anything is possible..

228 days ago
96.

Passthepeas    

I could almost buy it...if he wasn't holding it upside down.

228 days ago
97.

glen    

Real gangstas don't learn how to read til they go to prison (results may very; multiple prison terms may be required)

228 days ago
98.

Chris     

This isn't the bible with the hole in it!

228 days ago
99.

C James Dean    

The real meaning of Face Book
"A Face in a Book"

228 days ago
100.

Geof    

Zzzzz.....

228 days ago
101.

Denise    

Well, nothing else is working..........

228 days ago
102.

ChiTownSteve    

"When does it get to the part where he turns water into wine?"MMMM.....Wine.

228 days ago
103.

Enough    

It's a good thing you forgive more than once!

228 days ago
104.

Hank    

I've been Slain in the Spirit don't ya all wanna hear it sex and drugs and Rap and Roll, but I'm Slain int the Spirit.

228 days ago
105.

O.G. Native    

DAME!!! I can't believe I'm too high to find my papers....now I got to use Bible paper to roll this up.

228 days ago
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