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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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91.

Justin Vidal    

It's really a stash bible. He keeps his crack in there. Get well soon, X.

416 days ago
92.

antigirlygirl    

Lord, give me a sign!

416 days ago
93.

jsmooth    

God uses people like him to show that with god anything is possible..

416 days ago
94.

Passthepeas    

I could almost buy it...if he wasn't holding it upside down.

416 days ago
95.

glen    

Real gangstas don't learn how to read til they go to prison (results may very; multiple prison terms may be required)

416 days ago
96.

Chris     

This isn't the bible with the hole in it!

416 days ago
97.

C James Dean    

The real meaning of Face Book
"A Face in a Book"

416 days ago
98.

Geof    

Zzzzz.....

416 days ago
99.

Denise    

Well, nothing else is working..........

416 days ago
100.

ChiTownSteve    

"When does it get to the part where he turns water into wine?"MMMM.....Wine.

416 days ago
101.

Enough    

It's a good thing you forgive more than once!

416 days ago
102.

Hank    

I've been Slain in the Spirit don't ya all wanna hear it sex and drugs and Rap and Roll, but I'm Slain int the Spirit.

416 days ago
103.

O.G. Native    

DAME!!! I can't believe I'm too high to find my papers....now I got to use Bible paper to roll this up.

416 days ago
104.

steve    

This cardboard cutout idea was my best EVER!

416 days ago
105.

Chris    

It's dark and hell is hot, where my dogs at?

416 days ago
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