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Jillian Michaels

The Malibu Triathlon's

Biggest Loser

9/10/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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"Biggest Loser" mega-trainer Jillian Michaels shocked everyone at the Malibu Triathlon -- by totally sucking at, y'know ... being in shape and stuff.

Why choose to succeed when failure is an option, right JM?

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Jordan    

Is there one person at TMZ that can even compete with Jillian at a Triathlon.

347 days ago
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Whats that Smell    

Person Below me Farted !!

347 days ago
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Jordan    

I think Next Malibu Triathlon Harvey should send in Mike Walters, Gary and Mikes friend with the hat and beard. to compete in the next triathlon and see who wins or at leas which one can finish the race before hitting Fat Burger.

347 days ago
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Majestik    

Okay, I get you guys before me ripping TMZ and the staff for NOT being in shape and not being able to compete at Jillian's level. Here's the deal though. Jillian was on a very popular "REALITY SHOW" giving the whats for to overweight folks. NO ONE on TMZ has EVER competed, or made a ton of money off a reality show to lose weight. NOW...anyone who's been on this site for the past six years knows these FAT FCUKING ASSES, ALL OF THEM OVERWEIGHT< OBESELY, will make fun of any woman who gains way too much weight while being pregnant, will scoff at some lady who isn't up to THEIR SNUFF in a bikini and all the while they have a loaded CHALUPA in one hand and a TRIPLE BIG MAC in the other and only stopping to take a sip of water while enhaling their food. REGARDLESS, this woman made her money, became famous on a "REALITY" show for trash talking overweight folks to get them to be the biggest loser and she can't compete in a TRIATHLON???? Think about it folks, it's like Doctor Phil, who's not really a doctor giving medical advice to people and it's like DR DREW trying to clean out addicts when he has NO TRACK RECORD of being a good doc on the reality shows. If you wanted to lose weight, or kick a drug habit would you go to any of these people? NO, YOU WOULD NOT, they are all about the moolahs, nothing more, could care less about the people they are mentoring....

347 days ago
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The Love Sponge    

I thought people went down to Malibu just to flex and be beautiful.

347 days ago
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Truth    

MORE PROOF EVERYTHING IS FAKE ASS ON TV. ANY LOSER CAN BE ANYTHING ON THE TELE AS LONG YOU HAVE GOOD EDITORS, LIGHTING, CAM DUDES, AND A TON OF MAKEUP. #TRUTH!!

347 days ago
7.

CJ    

Ugh, it's pronounced TRI-ATH-LON not TRI-ATH-A-LON! Also the order is swim, bike, run. Do some research TMZ!!!

346 days ago
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tgrfan42069    

is anyone shocked??? sure she has an in shape bod.but anyone can do that just by watching what they eat.doesnt mean she is in shape.the bod is a front to make money. "hey look at me i use this item to stay in shape look at my bod it must work so buy it" then get paid tons of money to tell the lie.

346 days ago
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Barry Soetoro    

I'm looking to get paid over $87 an hour. Any suggestions?

346 days ago
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LRT    

She looks like a man!

346 days ago
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lol    

Because "being in shape in shape and stuff" is all that matters in a triathlon.

346 days ago
12.

Chucky Mapoo    

JM looks haggard... she was also trying to save face with such a lame explanation/excuse

346 days ago
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JarJarBinks    

What does maintaining a lean physique, and promoting such a lifestyle and its methods, have to do with competing in these type events? You people are incredibly stupid for equating the two. Clearly, Jillian succeeds at the former. Meanwhile, triathlons, and the requisite training involved, are inherently unhealthy endeavors. They are feats of endurance, not health journeys.

346 days ago
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ctcco    

Proof that skinny does not equal healthy or in-shape. Or pretty! (Cuz damn she fugy!!!)

346 days ago
15.

NOT ELMO    

i Hear Jillian Michaels Loves Vaginas.....

346 days ago
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