James Hong -- who famously played Lo Pan in the 1986 classic "Big Trouble in Little China" -- is still an ass man ... as in, he recently signed one at a comic book convention in Austin.
It all went down when a superhero nerdette dressed as Wonder Woman approached Hong at Comic Con in Austin this week and asked for his John Hancock on her right butt cheek. Hong obliged -- and included a strategically placed arrow above her crack (nice touch).
The woman was so proud of her new body art -- she posted the pic to Reddit for all the world to see (also, nice touch).
Fun Fact -- Hong also played Cassandra's father in "Wayne's World 2" -- remember the fight scene??!? Zang.
'Big Trouble In Little China' Star
Yes I'll Sign Your Ass
... Wonder Woman!
11/26/2013 6:13 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Stan
Seems like TMZ has been checking out Reddit
CitrusOxide1015
James Hong is also an amazing voice actor and is the voice of Mr. Ping on "Kung Fu Panda"! He rocks!
abby
One of them doesn't know their right from their left. What the hell does this woman have on her feet?
Miki
He also currently in R.I.P.D.
Kim
Loved his bit part in Seinfeld as well.... "Cartwright! FOUR!!" LMAO
stu
Watch out Wonder woman here comes his egg roll. Wonder Woman is about to do a poop-poo platter.
CaMeO
Seinfeld Star* "Cartwright!"
CLINT
I want to sign that ass.
Nvts
Say 'yes' to crack!!!
milly5
he was also in Balls of Furry
Colonel Custard
I hope he also got to dip his chip in the salsa, if you know what I mean.
Hot Chocolate
That's funny!
Z
He was also an Eyeball designer in Blade Runner.
BBD
I'd like to give Wonder Woman there MY autograph! Across the walls of her uterus in sperm!
.
His finger is in her ass crack.... Yuck!