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Michael Lohan

MERRY CHRISTMAS From My Second Family

... And Tan Mom ... And ...

12/18/2013 9:53 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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The Lohan family wants to wish you a Merry Christmas this year ... but not Dina, not Lindsay, not Ali or Cody ... just Michael Lohan, his fiancee Kate Major, and their 11-month-old love child.

It's only one of SEVERAL pseudo-celeb Christmas cards we've obtained this year -- including ones from ex-"Baywatch" star Jeremy Jackson and his wife, Justin Bieber's surgically-enhanced lookalike Toby Sheldon, Anthony Weiner's sexting partner Sydney Leathers ... and one especially terrifying card from Tan Mom.

Click through the gallery to see them all. They're fantastic!

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1.

Kelly    

Did Sydney Leathers ask Santa for a z-pack?

312 days ago
2.

Your S&M Girlfriend    

Wow, that Bieber wannabe dude looks like he spent all his money on surgery and is living in a trailer decorated by a thrift store. Pathetic.

312 days ago
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BLUE UGLY 💩    

Michael Blowhan is the S*** of the EARTH

312 days ago
4.

Lil Wayne     

Go Away Lohan, and I'm not just talking about him. IF YOUR LAST NAME IS LOHAN THAT APPLYS TO YOU TO.

312 days ago
5.

Mumra the Ever Living    

Hey Mike Lohan - give it up and tell us who the father of that bastard child is.

312 days ago
6.

Tarington    

Michael Lohan is such a media WHORE, should get together with Kris Jenner, would be a match made in media whoredom heaven.

312 days ago
7.

Mikey    

Looks like Michael Lohan is growing another baby hoping lightning strikes twice.


Lindsay screwed up so I'll just make another one..............

312 days ago
8.

fleabag73    

And The Minister of Mesh must need some holiday cash, LOL

312 days ago
9.

darkhorse91    

If I got holiday cards from those people, I would burn them.

312 days ago
10.

Grandma Cracker    

Way to ruin Christmas Lohan and company. GROSS

312 days ago
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Sunset    

Gross! Could you imagine opening your mailbox and seeing daddy Blohan's mug? I bet he still beats off to pic of firecrotch.

312 days ago
12.

Mary P    

Does no one else think Michael looks like Kevin Spacey?

312 days ago
13.

AllieHughes    

This man is the reason his daughter has issues im sure. He and Dina cheated for years and acted crazy and also tried to gain fame for themselves through lindsay which is just sick.

312 days ago
14.

Diego    

How did he snag that girl? Weird world

312 days ago
15.

bs corrector    

If i were Lindsey and Dina i would drop this attention whores last name..such a loser

312 days ago
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