'Honey Boo Boo' Highs and Lowe's of Family Car Accident

1/9/2014 12:02 AM PST

Mama June and the "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" family walked away from a head-on collision that resulted in a pretty entertaining holler for 911 -- and some damn yankees learning 'bout Southern home improvement.

Smash-ups ain't just for fun, y'all.