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Jameis Winston

My First Toilet Selfie

... Help, I'm Constipated!!

1/10/2014 6:21 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0110-jaboowin-twitterFlorida State quarterback Jameis Winston has a problem ... he can't take a dump -- but he's hoping Michael Jordan can inspire him to push through his problems.

The Heisman Trophy winner Instagram'd a selfie from his toilet Thursday night -- in which he writes, "So constipated lol dang but I got greatness behind me even when I take one # realninjaish."

The "greatness" that Jameis is referring to is the picture of Michael Jordan hanging behind his crapper.

Here's hoping Jameis can put together another late rally.

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SnowStormsinDetroit    

This boy thinks he's unlimited. But little does he know- he just cost himself millions with this ignorant post. His endorsements, contract, bonus who knows where. But somewhere he just lost.

285 days ago
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Verdi e Amarello    

He should have his throwing hand cut off.

285 days ago
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Unbroken Chain    

He looks rapey

285 days ago
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Unbroken Chain    

Lawsuit about to be filed against him and the Tallahassee police. Can't wait to hear what he says in a deposition

285 days ago
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d-nutt    

I bet EK was consitpated for months after she got her fudge packed in super tight by Jameis and his friends huge rapey BBCs

285 days ago
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Nicole1005    

Maybe he'll drop his phone in the toilet.

285 days ago
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CremeBrulee    

Toilet pics. Lovely. Next up, turd pics.

285 days ago
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Xxxl44    

hooked on vicodin cause he definately aint hooked on phonics

285 days ago
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mooker330    

I've been reserving judgment regarding likability, but pictures on the toilet? Gross

285 days ago
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Drake2589    

Slow Newsday? Well how bout we put something stupid up. Note for you if you ever have a question about a story just think to your self did Tim pitch this? If the answer is yes don't publish or get 5 people opinion.

285 days ago
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Get busy    

It's from partying and drinking their purple drank with pain killers. Guaranteed. What a great display of classiness we expect from a Heisman trophy winner too, his after game speech sounded like half retarded wanna be gangster. Douche

285 days ago
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Karvey Kardashian    

At least he will vanish into obscurity, where his arrogant a$$ belongs, when this piece of excrement ends up with a career ending injury. His being a first round draft pick won't matter to anyone when that happens, and he will be as irrelevant as Lindsay Lohan. You can be in denial all you want about him, but if he isn't cautious he will end up dead or injured so badly he is unable to play any sport. If he was more concerned about how truly ignorant he has allowed himself to remain he'd fix it rather than brush it off as a non issue. His parents, his teachers, his coaches, his extended family, and anyone claiming to care about him should be smacked for allowing him to become an uneducated adult. There is no excuse for it other than lazy people who were more concerned about NFL money than they were him.

285 days ago
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Gabby    

He's just a no good rapist. I hope he has a horrible career in the NFL or never plays for any NFL team and becomes a joke like Tim Tebow.

285 days ago
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Iceberg    

If black is beautiful , I just crapped a master piece .

285 days ago
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Lostallfaithinhumanity    

God he looks stupid

285 days ago
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