Conrad Murray Shaking Off the Rust After MJ's Death ... I'm a Kid Doc Now

3/12/2014 3:40 PM PDT

Conrad Murray's strapping on his stethoscope again to treat sick children ... better than he did Michael Jackson, we're hoping.  Question is: Will anyone give Connie a shot? 

Well, fact is ... he's got impressive stats -- besides that one day, of course.