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Oprah

Get a Life, Suckers!

For the Low Price of $99

3/26/2014 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Oprah Winfrey is hitting the road again -- sans Gayle this time -- for an "unprecedented" tour that promises to help you change your life forever! If you've got a spare Benji.

Alternately ... we offer cynicism for free.

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1.

OhWell    

Orca.

150 days ago
2.

Astrogenotype    

It's a word, but we do not use it. We say, alternatively.

150 days ago
3.

KicksandGiggles    

Oprah needs to be happy anybody still wants to listen to anything she has to say. Then to charge working folks STARTING at $99 for the nosebleed section is a disgrace. If she REALLY gave a crap, she would share these life saving thoughts of hers, FREELY. She sure as heck does not need the $$$!!!

150 days ago
4.

ABlackMan    

Middle age white women just orgasmed.

150 days ago
5.

think101    

Who?, What?

150 days ago
6.

namers    

Cause she was so effective with Lilo.

150 days ago
7.

Rigby    

Isn't she rich enough... Take a seat

150 days ago
8.

TuxThePenguin    

barf.

150 days ago
9.

HumanNature    

THESE FOOLS BEFORE ME MUST BE "BROKE"!!!

150 days ago
10.

BLUE UGLY 💩    

No better way to waste $99

150 days ago
11.

ironica    

Oprah, please retire. Stop preaching perfection when you can't even control what you put in your mouth. Zero willpower. It's embarrassing how much power and influence all you idiots have given this woman.

150 days ago
12.

Chris    

Careful there TMZ. You don't want to irritate her, or she will buy you with the loose change in her sofa and shut you down. Wait a minute.

150 days ago
13.

Joe the plumber    

This fat, racist, pathetic bitch needs to choke on some chicken fried steak!

150 days ago
14.

toddpugz7111    

Not since the "Charlie Sheen reality tour" has there been a more ridiculous waste of time and money!

150 days ago
15.

pat    

Oprah is, now, nothing more than a sponge.


Greed, pure and simple.

150 days ago
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