Oprah

Get a Life, Suckers!

For the Low Price of $99

3/26/2014 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Oprah Winfrey is hitting the road again -- sans Gayle this time -- for an "unprecedented" tour that promises to help you change your life forever! If you've got a spare Benji.

Alternately ... we offer cynicism for free.

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