« BACK TO TMZ TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Barack Obama

to Seattle Seahawks:

I GOT JOKES!!!!

5/21/2014 12:42 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

052114_obama_jokes_launch_v2

Host: "Welcome to comedy hour here at the White House!  Next up ... a very funny comedian ... hails all the way from Nairobi ...(pauses for laughter) ... just kidding!

But seriously, You've seen this guy on "Tonight Show" and also you may know him from killing Osama bin Laden .... ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the comedic stylings of BARACK OOOOOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, the Headliner-Of-State broke out the jokes during a speech at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. today to honor the reigning Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks. 

Obama zinged Richard Sherman, Marshawn Lynch and even Russell Wilson's hair -- some of it was actually not bad. 

Check out the clip ... and remember, tip your wait staff. For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!
105 COMMENTS

No Avatar
31.

cristiana    

what a clown!

157 days ago
32.

Daron    

The Obama administration has been a joke.

157 days ago
33.

KellyBFan    

yeah obama's 2 terms are big jokes on the people he droned-killed, spied on, kidnapped, illegally detained, tortured ... just another typical sleazy fascist

157 days ago
34.

kevin    

Cool guy

157 days ago
35.

beigebrother    

DUMB PEOPLE HATE OBAMA

157 days ago
36.

Gordo    

Good to see the VA Scandal hasn't cut into the important things like this, twitter, late nite talk show appearances and of course vacations

157 days ago
37.

paul a.    

This used to be cute. But its embarrassing now. This man is completely in over his head.

157 days ago
38.

George    

This man has done more to take away the seriousness and diminish the respect of the office then any other president if you ask me. He seems like a Hollywood celebrity not the president of America. Like or hate him, black or white, he has down graded the position. What's next ? A president who dances around on stage like a court jester ? A president who gets **** faced for the public to see how he is just another guy? We need someone in his position to be respected and taken Seriously. Not someone we can relate to or joke with. Just sayin.

157 days ago
39.

iTMz    

Phuck the SeaCo cks

157 days ago
40.

lynn23    

I'd love to know why my IP address on my phone has been blocked from posting on TMZ when I rarely post and when I do it's never mean, never cursing and in fact I usually only post to say how mean some of the posters are and how they shouldn't judge people in such a nasty way when they don't know them or their struggles. So I guess I'm banned because TMZ prefers haters and nasty comments. So I'm done with this website and the tv show.

157 days ago
41.

Jeff    

I got a joke for Obama, his terms in office.

157 days ago
42.

zombie    

Does he ever work or does he solely hang out with athletes and Hollywood folks?

157 days ago
43.

bs corrector    

Gotta love this great man...he is a riot!..Hillary is up next!!! Lol!..DEAL WITH IT..BAHAHAHAHA

157 days ago
44.

hinckleybuzzard    

Earth to Barack Obama--You ARE a Joke!

157 days ago
45.

Miss Cleo    

The prez spinning jokes while we have veterans dying due to lack of medical care? The next big joke will be on YOU U.S. citizen when YOU need medical care. Obamacare will be the VA debacle on steroids. Guess how much that will cost taxpayers?

157 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web