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Piers Morgan

Brazil's Loss Was Epic!!!

'Worse Than Embarrassing'

7/9/2014 6:21 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Brazil's humiliating 7-1 loss to Germany wasn't just bad ... it might be the most EMBARRASSING thing that's ever happened to a World Cup team ... so says Piers Morgan

The former CNN host -- and die-hard soccer fan -- was out at Madeo last night when he WENT OFF on Brazil ... 

"The most incredible thing I've ever watched in my entire 49 years of watching football," Morgan said ... "It was like an abattoir. A footballing abattoir."

For the record, "abattoir" is a fancy French word for "slaughterhouse."

Morgan's trashing of Brazil continues -- and he explains why the ass-kicking was actually GREAT for U.S. soccer. Check out the clip.

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Rico416    

Without a captain and their star player, the team was doomed. Look at portugal with Ronaldo, he was injured and their team lost. Brazil was doing good until they lost their key players. It's like injuring lebron and d wade, then playing in the finals. Argentina vs Netherlands today will be good

22 days ago
2.

Clyde T.M. Nestra    

When I saw film of Brazilians actually weeping about this, I knew, yet again, that I'm missing some gene that makes sports so incredibly important.

22 days ago
3.

static    

Nobody cares what that imbecile has to say as evidenced by the cancellation of his dreadfully dull talk show.

22 days ago
4.

truth    

I'm not a fan of soccer but it's funny to see people from Brazil cry just because of a loss . It's just a game and they shouldn't take it so seriously.

22 days ago
5.

Keyser Söze    

Might be the most embarrassing thing? Oh, please do not doubt it for a second - it was, by far, the most embarrassing thing to ever happen during a World Cup match.

Doesn't matter that two of your star players weren't on the pitch, you do not lose like this in front of your own fans, in your own country. Ever. Even if you weren't the favourite coming in the tournament, which they were. No doubt about it, Silva's loss on defence really hurt Brazil, way more than Neymar's, but what kind of team deserves to win it all if they cannot survive losing two players?

In all honesty, it would have been less embarrassing for them to just forfeit the game from the get-go. From now on, we all will remember the Mannschaft's Brazilian Massacre 'til the day we die... which is awesome!!!

22 days ago
6.

NY_MissDemeanor    

Brazil You played dirty I'm glad Germany gave you a good beating It was definitely embarrassing

22 days ago
7.

H8Kardash    

Why is this A Hole still in America?? Go back!!! Nobody wants you here!!

22 days ago
8.

snworf    

The loss of his talk show was epic ;-)

22 days ago
9.

bkblueknight    

this d-bag is the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to cnn

22 days ago
10.

BLUE UGLY 💩    

Keith Olbermann is a fat blowhard

22 days ago
11.

EastCoastChopper    

Piers! Dude is tanked! but that would be very predictable for most British males leaving a restaurant or pub - anytime after 11 AM.

Dude has always been approachable and responsive to TMZ...

22 days ago
12.

Applehead    

Kinda makes U. S. Performance against Germany look pretty remarkable.

22 days ago
13.

J    

Why did the camera man start talking about what HE watched. Know now gives a f--- about you. Now hold that camera steady monkey boy and stfu.

22 days ago
14.

Anarchyinanaheim    

More embarrassing is England didn't make it out of the first round and that Larry King is more relevant than Piers.

22 days ago
15.

Jazzi    

What was that saying again? "The first shall be last and the last shall be first." The Brazilians eat, sleep and live for football. Its ridiculous. Maybe now they can face reality and really "get a life!" And I am being kind.

22 days ago
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