Rihanna's Dirty New Look Up Close and Filthy

12/23/2014 12:00 AM PST

Rihanna's Dirty New Look -- Up Close and Filthy

This is sexy singer Rihanna out in New York City on Monday




... And since you'll never get to hang out with the bad gal...




We're getting you up close and intimate!




Let's take a closer look at her outfit.




Where have those jeans been, Riri?




No, really -- were they found in a ditch?




These stains have us in a hopeless place.




Now watch this OxiClean commercial to give your brain a good scrub.