Michael Keaton -- I Have Oscar Acceptances Speeches For Movies I Haven't Even Done Yet!

Michael Keaton joked with our photog about the epic moment at the Oscars this year, when he had his acceptance speech in hand for best actor, only to lose to Eddie Redmayne.

The "Birdman" star was leaving Madeo Friday night when our photog asked about premature papering and Michael was hilarious.