Junior Seau's death investigation could have a major impact on the NFL -- wait till you hear about a dark trend among former football players. Plus, the emotional reaction of Junior's family members outside his home.
Also, Kate Upton busting out her 'cat daddy' -- too sexy for the Internet? We'll tell you about the backlash ... and the ridiculously OVER-tanned mom who got busted for sunburning her kid. What's wrong with people???
Jessica Simpson finally popped out her baby ... right on schedule -- the schedule we predicted!! Meet TMZ's Nostradumbass. Plus, why Jessica's FOUR GRAND a night suite won't put the slightest dent in her pockets.
Also, Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias say they're co-headlining their tour -- but let's get real ... someone has to be the opening act. Who should it be? And '90210' star Trevor Donovan's icebreaker ... with the Dalai Lama! Trevor drops by to tell us how he ended up chillin' with Nobel laureates.
Octomom is flat busted -- bankrupt -- but still believes she can pull out of it and insulate her 14 kids from disaster. Octo calls in to tell us what she'll do for a buck ... and you gotta hear her answer when Evan asks if she'd better off giving away the kids.
Plus, now that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have pulled the plug on their show ... what's next for both of 'em? Also, Justin Timberlake goes undercover -- and Dateline NBC's sting operation on middle school kids pisses off Charles, Harvey, and ... pretty much everyone.