9:05 - Chris Rock gives the award for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy Series to Mary Louise Parker for 'Weeds.' Loved the shot of Teri Hatcher bowing. It's nice to see 'Desperate Housewives' not win something for a change.
Golden Globes 2006
We're live in the TMZ newsroom as the staff has gathered around to watch this year's Golden Globes (pizza and non-alcoholic beverages abound). We'll be posting results and reactions as they happen, so keep refreshing this page all night long!
For some reason, we didn't do a Globes pool in the office. The best way to make anything more enjoyable is to put money down on it. No matter; the Globes have a more foolproof way to make any event fun: alcohol.
(All times listed are Eastern)
7:58 - The 37 hours of live red carpet coverage is finally winding down. Do you think some of the E! hosts just slept on the red carpet last night? Red carpet highlights included: Issac Mizrahi looking down Teri Hatcher's dress (and touching almost everyone he interviewed), Melissa Rivers interviewing Ludacris, and Joan Rivers misidentifying Colin Firth.
I think the Rivers women should host every event. Imagine Melissa at the Kentucky Derby: "Hi Mom! I'm here with Seabiscuit!"
8:02 - I'm not sure if you knew this, but Mariah Carey had a really big year last year. Who knew?
8:03 - Johnny Depp is the coolest man on Earth.
8:05 - The opening song just ended and my ears are bleeding. Couldn't they have sprung for a real song?
8:08 - First winner of the night: Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture goes to George Clooney in 'Syriana.' No surprise there.
8:11 - Rachel Weisz takes the Globe for Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture for 'The Constant Gardener.' Acceptance speeches have been boring so far. No one is drunk yet.
8:18 - Paul Newman wins Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie. Ok, seriously, what the hell does Jeremy Piven have to do to win!!!???
8:21 - Sandra Oh can barely put together a sentence after winning for Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie.
8:26 - Drew Barrymore is introducing a clip from 'Good Night, and Good Luck.; We all concur she's not wearing a bra.
8:30 - Nicollette Sheridan and Jesse L. Martin present the award Best Actress in a Drama Series to Geena Davis. The big buzz on the red carpet was that Nicollette wasn't showing up tonight. Good reporting everyone.
8:32 - Geena just made up a story about a little girl telling her that it was because of 'Commander in Chief' that she now feels she can grow up to be president. Who knew Geena had a sense of humor?
8:35 - Hugh Laurie wins for Best Actor in a Drama Series. The fact that Ian McShane from 'Deadwood' wasn't nominated is just plain wrong. And they made him present the award! That's just mean.
8:44 - Melanie Griffith's daughter is Miss Golden Globe. She looks REALLY happy to be there.
8:47 - Best Miniseries or TV Movie goes to 'Empire Falls.' It's not TV, it's HBO!
8:49 - William Petersen won the "Gets to Present with Pam Anderson" lottery. They present Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy Series to Steve Carell for 'The Office.' Big year for Carell, but Jason Lee should win just for that mustache.
8:52 - Steve Carell takes the lead for best acceptance speech. And while we're at it, TMZ would like to also thank his wife.
8:58 - Tim Robbins introduces 'The Constant Gardener.' Someone should introduce him to a haircut.