The sun will not rise. The Earth will no longer rotate around the sun. Paris Hilton will not have sex for one year.
The hotel heiress tells British GQ she isn't the kind of girl people think she is. "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that," Hilton told the magazine. "Kissing is all I do."
She goes on to say in the September issue that she is swearing off sex: "I'm not having sex for a year. I've decided ... I'll kiss, but nothing else."
Paris also tells the mag that she has only slept with two men in her life. We've seen video evidence of who one of the guys was -- no word on who bachelor number two is.
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