Deep Fried Love Machine

It's Friday, or as we like to call it here at the TMZ cave: Fried-day. It's a day when your diet takes a backseat to the culinary delights created when food is surrounded by bubbling oil.

While the culinary glory that is the Snack-Size Deep Fryer is marketed to users preparing the single-serving meal you would fry up in your kitchen, the staff here at TMZ likes to think outside the icebox. It's not always easy to leave your desk when there's breaking news about Paris Hilton's chihuahua. Soon, every Friday will be serenaded by the sound of frying potatoes, breaded jalapenos and Snickers bars ... until someone accidentally drops their cellphone in the fryer and the building burns down.